I am being such a slob
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Still in bed at 2.15pm Watching football Got the netbook in my hand Pizza has been ordered Wife has been 'friendly' No reason to get up Nice!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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Still in bed at 2.15pm Watching football Got the netbook in my hand Pizza has been ordered Wife has been 'friendly' No reason to get up Nice!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
pizza and lazy day does good all day ;)
Wife has been 'friendly'
lol beware some things fishy!! ;)
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Still in bed at 2.15pm Watching football Got the netbook in my hand Pizza has been ordered Wife has been 'friendly' No reason to get up Nice!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
Wife has been 'friendly'
Says it all. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Still in bed at 2.15pm Watching football Got the netbook in my hand Pizza has been ordered Wife has been 'friendly' No reason to get up Nice!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.” She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.” The wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . .” The man sighs and says, “It’s started . . “
Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services
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Still in bed at 2.15pm Watching football Got the netbook in my hand Pizza has been ordered Wife has been 'friendly' No reason to get up Nice!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
....and Codeproject has therefore turned into twitter :rolleyes:
I are n00b.
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A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.” She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.” The wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . .” The man sighs and says, “It’s started . . “
Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services
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Oxfords English < Official CCC Players Dictionary Excuse me for my improper grammar and typos. It's because English is my primary language, not my first language. My first languages are C# and Java. VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language. Indonesian came as my third language. My fourth language? I'm still creating it, I'll let you know when it's done! :-D
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....and Codeproject has therefore turned into twitter :rolleyes:
I are n00b.
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay the duck on the examination table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, but Cuddles has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead." the vet replied. "How can you be so sure?" the woman protested. "I mean, you haven't done any tests on him. He might just be in a coma, or something like that." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood up on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and slowly sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out. He returned a little later with a beautiful Persian Cat. The cat jumped up on the examination table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat then sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed quietly and then jumped off the table and strolled slowly out of the room. The vet turned to the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said before, this is most definitely, one hundred percent certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill and looked at it. "$950!", she cried. "$950 just to tell me that my duck is dead?" The vet shrugged his shoulders. "I'm sorry, madam, but if you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been just "$20." "It was the Lab Report and the Cat Scan which made it so much more expensive." It's time for friends, wining and dining - so my wishes for a nice evening to you all, I know I'm going to have one :-D
Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services
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....and Codeproject has therefore turned into twitter :rolleyes:
I are n00b.
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay the duck on the examination table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, but Cuddles has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead." the vet replied. "How can you be so sure?" the woman protested. "I mean, you haven't done any tests on him. He might just be in a coma, or something like that." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood up on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and slowly sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out. He returned a little later with a beautiful Persian Cat. The cat jumped up on the examination table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat then sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed quietly and then jumped off the table and strolled slowly out of the room. The vet turned to the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said before, this is most definitely, one hundred percent certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill and looked at it. "$950!", she cried. "$950 just to tell me that my duck is dead?" The vet shrugged his shoulders. "I'm sorry, madam, but if you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been just "$20." "It was the Lab Report and the Cat Scan which made it so much more expensive." It's time for friends, wining and dining - so my wishes for a nice evening to you all, I know I'm going to have one :-D
Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services
in just a few months[^] :omg:
Luc Pattyn [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum
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Still in bed at 2.15pm Watching football Got the netbook in my hand Pizza has been ordered Wife has been 'friendly' No reason to get up Nice!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
You sound like you're in danger of turning into a fossil! Our phone line at home was chewed by a rat or squirrel and after bitching to Virgin Media to fix it they promised me I'd be the first customer today. I got up at 6.30am to get ready and prepare wifey's breakfast, etc. Strewths Bob, if the Virgin Media repairman didn't pitch up at 7.45, fifteen minutes before the 8am-1pm timeslot I was given. While you were staying in bed until you stink some of us were up early to attend the day's routines. The local talk here is Crawley beating Bristol City 1-0 in the FA Cup. I hope your pizza is better than the shite they pass them off as here in Chavtown, Crawley. Pavement pizzas probably have more nutrition than what they sell here. Sometimes, there's no difference, methinks.
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....and Codeproject has therefore turned into twitter :rolleyes:
I are n00b.
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in just a few months[^] :omg:
Luc Pattyn [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum
Indeed :-D This was in responce to DD's "It's the weekend, it is usually dead in here" Perhaps underscoring his message ;)
Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services