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  • A Andrew Wiles

    Every now and then I need to solve a problem for which regular expressions looks like it is the "perfect" answer. Today that happens to be validating and extracting UK postal codes from addresses. BUT Every time I try to use regular expressions I find that no-one (especially me) has a clue how to use them and that all "posted" solutions can be demonstrated as flawed and therefore dangerous to use. The sheer complexity of the expressions makes them virtually impossible to read and therefore understand. I post the wikipedia solution to demonstrate my case (GIR 0AA)|(((A[BL]|B[ABDHLNRSTX]?|C[ABFHMORTVW]|D[ADEGHLNTY]|E[HNX]?|F[KY]|G[LUY]?|H[ADGPRSUX]|I[GMPV]|JE|K [ATWY]|L[ADELNSU]?|M[EKL]?|N[EGNPRW]?|O[LX]|P[AEHLOR]|R[GHM]|S[AEGKLMNOPRSTY]?|T[ADFNQRSW]|UB|W[ADFNRSV] |YO|ZE)[1-9]?[0-9]|((E|N|NW|SE|SW|W)1|EC[1-4]|WC[12])[A-HJKMNPR-Y]|(SW|W)([2-9]|[1-9][0-9])|EC[1-9] [0-9]) [0-9][ABD-HJLNP-UW-Z]{2}) Can anyone think of a less usable technology?

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    RichK67
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    Maybe my RE-fu is strong today, but this seems fairly easy to follow - just a matter of breaking it down: GIR special case (permitted letter groups starting with each letter of alphabet) number (and additional following number) London variants (E, EC, etc) etc... However, I personally would have split the London codings away from the rest, as this RE permits say "YO1EC4 1XY" which is nonsense.

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    • A Andrew Wiles

      Every now and then I need to solve a problem for which regular expressions looks like it is the "perfect" answer. Today that happens to be validating and extracting UK postal codes from addresses. BUT Every time I try to use regular expressions I find that no-one (especially me) has a clue how to use them and that all "posted" solutions can be demonstrated as flawed and therefore dangerous to use. The sheer complexity of the expressions makes them virtually impossible to read and therefore understand. I post the wikipedia solution to demonstrate my case (GIR 0AA)|(((A[BL]|B[ABDHLNRSTX]?|C[ABFHMORTVW]|D[ADEGHLNTY]|E[HNX]?|F[KY]|G[LUY]?|H[ADGPRSUX]|I[GMPV]|JE|K [ATWY]|L[ADELNSU]?|M[EKL]?|N[EGNPRW]?|O[LX]|P[AEHLOR]|R[GHM]|S[AEGKLMNOPRSTY]?|T[ADFNQRSW]|UB|W[ADFNRSV] |YO|ZE)[1-9]?[0-9]|((E|N|NW|SE|SW|W)1|EC[1-4]|WC[12])[A-HJKMNPR-Y]|(SW|W)([2-9]|[1-9][0-9])|EC[1-9] [0-9]) [0-9][ABD-HJLNP-UW-Z]{2}) Can anyone think of a less usable technology?

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      "If a man speaks in a forest where there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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      HiteshSharma
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      I nominate windows command prompt..... but i dont agree with regular expressions being unusable. Its been years since they were developed and today also they perform their basic task very well for which they were formed - to save space in code. Always i use them i think of all the if-else conditions which would have haunted me in the absence of regular expressions

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      • W W Balboos GHB

        I first saw that line was used in the end-of-mag article for "Language" magazine (an early issue). The article showed how to write a program that called a function that returned the cube of the numbers 1 through 10, doing so in a large number of languages for comparison. Interestingly, the shortest version was one of the Unix shells. I believe the magazine to have gone away to wherever they go to.

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        I recall reading that line at least some 10 years ago, and I wondered where it came from. Apparently it's much older: at least from 1964

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        • A Andrew Wiles

          Nearly, but doesn't cover the case where the user has not entered the space (i.e. 'LS1 9EL' vs 'LS19EL'). We also have some other occasional but common variations such as 'LS1_9EL' that we can try to parse for. My understanding is also that whilst this expression will validate the general format of the postcode there are specific exceptions that it does not cover. Unfortunately the task is not one of validating data at point of entry but matching data that has not been properly validated in the first place (>5m records), so refering to a web service such as the BING api is ruled out for performance reasons.

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          Stefan_Lang
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          If variable formats are that much of an issue, why not just put it through a preprocessor that standardizes the format (in your example, to weed out superfluous spaces and '_'). Sounds inpractical to me to add formating issues to the RE.

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          • P Pete Appleton

            Alternate nomination: XSL

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            Stefan_Lang
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            Yes, I've considered that too - and most of the XML-related stuff. But at least you have the option to make it halfway readable. It can be a real pain though if you have to delve in to other people's code and the original programmer took no care of naming conventions and formatting...

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            • A Andrew Wiles

              Every now and then I need to solve a problem for which regular expressions looks like it is the "perfect" answer. Today that happens to be validating and extracting UK postal codes from addresses. BUT Every time I try to use regular expressions I find that no-one (especially me) has a clue how to use them and that all "posted" solutions can be demonstrated as flawed and therefore dangerous to use. The sheer complexity of the expressions makes them virtually impossible to read and therefore understand. I post the wikipedia solution to demonstrate my case (GIR 0AA)|(((A[BL]|B[ABDHLNRSTX]?|C[ABFHMORTVW]|D[ADEGHLNTY]|E[HNX]?|F[KY]|G[LUY]?|H[ADGPRSUX]|I[GMPV]|JE|K [ATWY]|L[ADELNSU]?|M[EKL]?|N[EGNPRW]?|O[LX]|P[AEHLOR]|R[GHM]|S[AEGKLMNOPRSTY]?|T[ADFNQRSW]|UB|W[ADFNRSV] |YO|ZE)[1-9]?[0-9]|((E|N|NW|SE|SW|W)1|EC[1-4]|WC[12])[A-HJKMNPR-Y]|(SW|W)([2-9]|[1-9][0-9])|EC[1-9] [0-9]) [0-9][ABD-HJLNP-UW-Z]{2}) Can anyone think of a less usable technology?

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              "If a man speaks in a forest where there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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              I get where you are coming from but you are only saying it because you haven't learned regex. Its a bit like saying I dont think Spanish is a usable language because I haven't learned it :) I have casually learned it over the last few years and I couldn't live without it these days. First off you need a tool (I use Expresso, linked elsewhere in this thread). This will parse your regex into a tree that helps you understand it. It also lets you store test cases so you can quickly check what is valid and what isn't. If you so choose you can format your regex on multiple lines and and # comments explaining what each line does. That is a big regex that you have posted but its because it is trying to do something complicated. You can make a regex to recognise potential postcodes which would be a lot simpler and it would just recognise a pattern of letters+numbers but that one takes into account every known postcode and only allows valid postcodes. It depends what you're trying to achieve. Also there are sites that share regex and people can vote on them. Anyway i'm obviously a fan of regex :) Here is my vote for most unusable tech: The Brainfuck programming language http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck[^]

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                I get where you are coming from but you are only saying it because you haven't learned regex. Its a bit like saying I dont think Spanish is a usable language because I haven't learned it :) I have casually learned it over the last few years and I couldn't live without it these days. First off you need a tool (I use Expresso, linked elsewhere in this thread). This will parse your regex into a tree that helps you understand it. It also lets you store test cases so you can quickly check what is valid and what isn't. If you so choose you can format your regex on multiple lines and and # comments explaining what each line does. That is a big regex that you have posted but its because it is trying to do something complicated. You can make a regex to recognise potential postcodes which would be a lot simpler and it would just recognise a pattern of letters+numbers but that one takes into account every known postcode and only allows valid postcodes. It depends what you're trying to achieve. Also there are sites that share regex and people can vote on them. Anyway i'm obviously a fan of regex :) Here is my vote for most unusable tech: The Brainfuck programming language http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck[^]

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                Also... that regex is missing the special case SANTA1 so how are the Kids going to send their letters to santa? :P

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                • A Andrew Wiles

                  Every now and then I need to solve a problem for which regular expressions looks like it is the "perfect" answer. Today that happens to be validating and extracting UK postal codes from addresses. BUT Every time I try to use regular expressions I find that no-one (especially me) has a clue how to use them and that all "posted" solutions can be demonstrated as flawed and therefore dangerous to use. The sheer complexity of the expressions makes them virtually impossible to read and therefore understand. I post the wikipedia solution to demonstrate my case (GIR 0AA)|(((A[BL]|B[ABDHLNRSTX]?|C[ABFHMORTVW]|D[ADEGHLNTY]|E[HNX]?|F[KY]|G[LUY]?|H[ADGPRSUX]|I[GMPV]|JE|K [ATWY]|L[ADELNSU]?|M[EKL]?|N[EGNPRW]?|O[LX]|P[AEHLOR]|R[GHM]|S[AEGKLMNOPRSTY]?|T[ADFNQRSW]|UB|W[ADFNRSV] |YO|ZE)[1-9]?[0-9]|((E|N|NW|SE|SW|W)1|EC[1-4]|WC[12])[A-HJKMNPR-Y]|(SW|W)([2-9]|[1-9][0-9])|EC[1-9] [0-9]) [0-9][ABD-HJLNP-UW-Z]{2}) Can anyone think of a less usable technology?

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                  Reminds me very much of some of the formulas in the Excel Sheets we're supposed to fill in for certain reports - only those are much longer! It can get pretty awful to find the problem when they reference not only other sheets, but sheets in other tables that are supposed to be in the same folder (but weren't included in the copy you were sent) :doh: On the plus side, they are slightly more verbose. Not that it helps ...

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                    Yes, I've considered that too - and most of the XML-related stuff. But at least you have the option to make it halfway readable. It can be a real pain though if you have to delve in to other people's code and the original programmer took no care of naming conventions and formatting...

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                    Quite true, though its possible to make a regex readable (at least in PERL) by using the "ignore whitespace" option which allows you both to break it over several lines and to embed comments see this article[^]

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                    • A Andrew Wiles

                      Every now and then I need to solve a problem for which regular expressions looks like it is the "perfect" answer. Today that happens to be validating and extracting UK postal codes from addresses. BUT Every time I try to use regular expressions I find that no-one (especially me) has a clue how to use them and that all "posted" solutions can be demonstrated as flawed and therefore dangerous to use. The sheer complexity of the expressions makes them virtually impossible to read and therefore understand. I post the wikipedia solution to demonstrate my case (GIR 0AA)|(((A[BL]|B[ABDHLNRSTX]?|C[ABFHMORTVW]|D[ADEGHLNTY]|E[HNX]?|F[KY]|G[LUY]?|H[ADGPRSUX]|I[GMPV]|JE|K [ATWY]|L[ADELNSU]?|M[EKL]?|N[EGNPRW]?|O[LX]|P[AEHLOR]|R[GHM]|S[AEGKLMNOPRSTY]?|T[ADFNQRSW]|UB|W[ADFNRSV] |YO|ZE)[1-9]?[0-9]|((E|N|NW|SE|SW|W)1|EC[1-4]|WC[12])[A-HJKMNPR-Y]|(SW|W)([2-9]|[1-9][0-9])|EC[1-9] [0-9]) [0-9][ABD-HJLNP-UW-Z]{2}) Can anyone think of a less usable technology?

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                      "If a man speaks in a forest where there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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                      You're not supposed to understand it, just go to a "regular expression website", read the description and the comments and copy/paste what you need. Never try to debug it yourself, just complain to the person who wrote it. :laugh: There's a community of "special people" for everything.

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                        Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

                        If the only tool you've got is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail!

                        I like that. :thumbsup:

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                        Slacker007 wrote:

                        Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

                        If the only tool you've got is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail!

                        I like that. :thumbsup:

                        I believe it was a quote from Jesus, in an early draft of the Bible. It was discarded the final edit, along with many other gems, like "Ow, my #$%&ing thumb!"

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                        • A Andrew Wiles

                          Nearly, but doesn't cover the case where the user has not entered the space (i.e. 'LS1 9EL' vs 'LS19EL'). We also have some other occasional but common variations such as 'LS1_9EL' that we can try to parse for. My understanding is also that whilst this expression will validate the general format of the postcode there are specific exceptions that it does not cover. Unfortunately the task is not one of validating data at point of entry but matching data that has not been properly validated in the first place (>5m records), so refering to a web service such as the BING api is ruled out for performance reasons.

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          Then test for basic, then retest the exceptions. Beats the Hell out of a 300-character regex.

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                          • A Andrew Wiles

                            Every now and then I need to solve a problem for which regular expressions looks like it is the "perfect" answer. Today that happens to be validating and extracting UK postal codes from addresses. BUT Every time I try to use regular expressions I find that no-one (especially me) has a clue how to use them and that all "posted" solutions can be demonstrated as flawed and therefore dangerous to use. The sheer complexity of the expressions makes them virtually impossible to read and therefore understand. I post the wikipedia solution to demonstrate my case (GIR 0AA)|(((A[BL]|B[ABDHLNRSTX]?|C[ABFHMORTVW]|D[ADEGHLNTY]|E[HNX]?|F[KY]|G[LUY]?|H[ADGPRSUX]|I[GMPV]|JE|K [ATWY]|L[ADELNSU]?|M[EKL]?|N[EGNPRW]?|O[LX]|P[AEHLOR]|R[GHM]|S[AEGKLMNOPRSTY]?|T[ADFNQRSW]|UB|W[ADFNRSV] |YO|ZE)[1-9]?[0-9]|((E|N|NW|SE|SW|W)1|EC[1-4]|WC[12])[A-HJKMNPR-Y]|(SW|W)([2-9]|[1-9][0-9])|EC[1-9] [0-9]) [0-9][ABD-HJLNP-UW-Z]{2}) Can anyone think of a less usable technology?

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                            "If a man speaks in a forest where there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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                            Michael Haines
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                            Can I nominate Lotus Notes? "I am rarely happier than when spending entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that it would otherwise take me a good ten seconds to do by hand." - Douglas Adams

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                              Every now and then I need to solve a problem for which regular expressions looks like it is the "perfect" answer. Today that happens to be validating and extracting UK postal codes from addresses. BUT Every time I try to use regular expressions I find that no-one (especially me) has a clue how to use them and that all "posted" solutions can be demonstrated as flawed and therefore dangerous to use. The sheer complexity of the expressions makes them virtually impossible to read and therefore understand. I post the wikipedia solution to demonstrate my case (GIR 0AA)|(((A[BL]|B[ABDHLNRSTX]?|C[ABFHMORTVW]|D[ADEGHLNTY]|E[HNX]?|F[KY]|G[LUY]?|H[ADGPRSUX]|I[GMPV]|JE|K [ATWY]|L[ADELNSU]?|M[EKL]?|N[EGNPRW]?|O[LX]|P[AEHLOR]|R[GHM]|S[AEGKLMNOPRSTY]?|T[ADFNQRSW]|UB|W[ADFNRSV] |YO|ZE)[1-9]?[0-9]|((E|N|NW|SE|SW|W)1|EC[1-4]|WC[12])[A-HJKMNPR-Y]|(SW|W)([2-9]|[1-9][0-9])|EC[1-9] [0-9]) [0-9][ABD-HJLNP-UW-Z]{2}) Can anyone think of a less usable technology?

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                              Steve Elmer
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                              I would like to nominate my iPhone 3G for the award. Via iOS updates, Apple managed to turn my phone into a completely useless brick. At times, it could take up to 10 seconds for one of the little "folders" to open up after tapping on it. And that was just one of the features that failed to perform. Voicemail problems, WiFi problems, frequent crashing, etc. Fortunately, my wife dropped the phone into the swimming pool and now I am a very much happier Windows Phone user.

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                              • R Rob Grainger

                                That would be my approach too, and I spent a long time working with the Postal Address File in the UK. To attempt to write one regex for the whole thing leads to monstrosities like the one demonstrated. That said, I too dislike R.E.'s. They seem to me to be easy and quick to write, but tough to read. Good in an editor's search box, or tool like grep, bad in code that must be viewed by other developers. I don't object to regular languages, just the form of reg ex's that has come into use over the years. There a few examples of regular languages better done, notably in the MGrammar parser technology Microsoft tech previewed a while ago (which I guess has, unfortunately, floundered in their dev labs as they seem to have gone silent).

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                                I have to say, my tendency would be to have a list of the known postal codes and put that into an array. Then use a string compare to just look for matches to all known postal codes first. Then after that start doing evals to look for things that fit the known formats but aren't on the known list, if possible, presuming each entry is a separate line or item in an array, only putting the lines or items that haven't already matched into a separate array and checking those. Not sure if my solution is more or less complicated. It's probably colored by my experience as a LAMP dev though.

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                                  Can I nominate Lotus Notes? "I am rarely happier than when spending entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that it would otherwise take me a good ten seconds to do by hand." - Douglas Adams

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                                  :thumbsup: Seconded. Once a promising app dev tool, now complete garbage.

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                                  • A Andrew Wiles

                                    Every now and then I need to solve a problem for which regular expressions looks like it is the "perfect" answer. Today that happens to be validating and extracting UK postal codes from addresses. BUT Every time I try to use regular expressions I find that no-one (especially me) has a clue how to use them and that all "posted" solutions can be demonstrated as flawed and therefore dangerous to use. The sheer complexity of the expressions makes them virtually impossible to read and therefore understand. I post the wikipedia solution to demonstrate my case (GIR 0AA)|(((A[BL]|B[ABDHLNRSTX]?|C[ABFHMORTVW]|D[ADEGHLNTY]|E[HNX]?|F[KY]|G[LUY]?|H[ADGPRSUX]|I[GMPV]|JE|K [ATWY]|L[ADELNSU]?|M[EKL]?|N[EGNPRW]?|O[LX]|P[AEHLOR]|R[GHM]|S[AEGKLMNOPRSTY]?|T[ADFNQRSW]|UB|W[ADFNRSV] |YO|ZE)[1-9]?[0-9]|((E|N|NW|SE|SW|W)1|EC[1-4]|WC[12])[A-HJKMNPR-Y]|(SW|W)([2-9]|[1-9][0-9])|EC[1-9] [0-9]) [0-9][ABD-HJLNP-UW-Z]{2}) Can anyone think of a less usable technology?

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                                    Vasily Tserekh
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                                    I think that you can use regular expressions for small issues but when it comes to a great problem you should use parsing instead, i am an informatic enginneer and i had to make a programm that received call records from a PBX, a friend of mine that is a cibernetic made me a regular expresssion to parse the line. but that was sort of a blackbox , because when it crashed for any reason you couldnt tell why, later I replaced it by a parser an it was much better

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                                    • H Henry Minute

                                      I find the carriage return key to be next to useless and I see that you agree. :-D

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                                      Wait.. you have a useless key on your keyboard? I only have a 104 key one, now I gotta go upgrade :)

                                      We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.

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                                        Wait.. you have a useless key on your keyboard? I only have a 104 key one, now I gotta go upgrade :)

                                        We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.

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                                        Henry Minute
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                                        Yup. Right next to the 'Any' key.

                                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                          I find the carriage return key to be next to useless and I see that you agree. :-D

                                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                          Steve Burchett
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                                          The carriage-return key isn't on my keyboard. Ancient typewriters had to return the carriage in order to start a new line, thus the name. Of course, you already know this, just explicating for those that don't. ;P Steve

                                          Just think of it as evolution in action.

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