Found an old joke email. This was the best one.
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
If you vote me down, my score will only get lower
what muffin?
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what muffin?
It was a reference to the cake, as a muffin is a type of cake. :confused:
If you vote me down, my score will only get lower
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It was a reference to the cake, as a muffin is a type of cake. :confused:
If you vote me down, my score will only get lower
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Also a little horse whose mum liked shagging donkeys.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Showing your age a bit there arn't you? ;) Damn, just gave away mine also! :omg:
If you vote me down, my score will only get lower
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Showing your age a bit there arn't you? ;) Damn, just gave away mine also! :omg:
If you vote me down, my score will only get lower
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Muffin made a comeback a couple of years ago as a cartoon.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I say Muffin never went out of fashion.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett