10 times its usual size
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The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?" Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal." The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer. Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher. "Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye." "Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the male teacher. He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And thirdly, I fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed!"
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The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?" Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal." The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer. Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher. "Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye." "Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the male teacher. He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And thirdly, I fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed!"
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:thumbsup:
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The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?" Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal." The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer. Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher. "Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye." "Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the male teacher. He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And thirdly, I fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed!"
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A variation: A group of newly qualified doctors were attending a training session in a pathology lab. The coroner told them that in his job you couldn't afford to be squeamish. Saying that he stuck is finger up the jacksie of one of the body's on a slab. Seeing the look of horror on their face, he licked his finger. Each attendee was told to do the same thing, so one by one they duly did this, several throwing up in the process. After the last one finished heaving, he said. "One thing you really need to be in this job is observant. I put the index finger up the backed. I licked the middle finger."
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A variation: A group of newly qualified doctors were attending a training session in a pathology lab. The coroner told them that in his job you couldn't afford to be squeamish. Saying that he stuck is finger up the jacksie of one of the body's on a slab. Seeing the look of horror on their face, he licked his finger. Each attendee was told to do the same thing, so one by one they duly did this, several throwing up in the process. After the last one finished heaving, he said. "One thing you really need to be in this job is observant. I put the index finger up the backed. I licked the middle finger."
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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:confused: That does not seem like a variation of the OP. Unless you are just thinking any joke is a variation of another ;P
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?" Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal." The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer. Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher. "Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye." "Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the male teacher. He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And thirdly, I fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed!"
Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile
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The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?" Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal." The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer. Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher. "Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye." "Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the male teacher. He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And thirdly, I fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed!"
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:laugh: Deserves a 5!