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    A Professor in a medical university is addressing his audience: “Today we will talk about how human body reacts during orgasm.” Then he looks at a beautiful girl sitting on the first row with a wedding ring on her finger. “You, young lady. Yes you. Do you know what your asshole is doing during an orgasm?” The girl smiles and answers: “Have no idea. Probably fishing with his friends”

    There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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      A Professor in a medical university is addressing his audience: “Today we will talk about how human body reacts during orgasm.” Then he looks at a beautiful girl sitting on the first row with a wedding ring on her finger. “You, young lady. Yes you. Do you know what your asshole is doing during an orgasm?” The girl smiles and answers: “Have no idea. Probably fishing with his friends”

      There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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      Deyan Georgiev wrote:

      Then he looks at a beautiful girl sitting on the first row with a wedding ring on his finger.

      she was a thai ladyboy?

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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        Deyan Georgiev wrote:

        Then he looks at a beautiful girl sitting on the first row with a wedding ring on his finger.

        she was a thai ladyboy?

        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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        fjdiewornncalwe
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        Beat me to it... :doh:

        I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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          Beat me to it... :doh:

          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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          20 minutes? what were you using pigeons?

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            Deyan Georgiev wrote:

            Then he looks at a beautiful girl sitting on the first row with a wedding ring on his finger.

            she was a thai ladyboy?

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            Single Step Debugger
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            Good catch, fixed for the joke sake.:thumbsup:

            There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

              20 minutes? what were you using pigeons?

              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              fjdiewornncalwe
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              I'm at work. I was actually trying to earn some money at the time.

              I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                A Professor in a medical university is addressing his audience: “Today we will talk about how human body reacts during orgasm.” Then he looks at a beautiful girl sitting on the first row with a wedding ring on her finger. “You, young lady. Yes you. Do you know what your asshole is doing during an orgasm?” The girl smiles and answers: “Have no idea. Probably fishing with his friends”

                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                Mike Hankey
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                :laugh: Now that's funny, but disturbingly true.

                VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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                • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                  Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                  Then he looks at a beautiful girl sitting on the first row with a wedding ring on his finger.

                  she was a thai ladyboy?

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  zenwalker1985
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                  hahahaha lol that was a good catch and even its much funnier now :D

                  My cUr10U5 w0rlD

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                    A Professor in a medical university is addressing his audience: “Today we will talk about how human body reacts during orgasm.” Then he looks at a beautiful girl sitting on the first row with a wedding ring on her finger. “You, young lady. Yes you. Do you know what your asshole is doing during an orgasm?” The girl smiles and answers: “Have no idea. Probably fishing with his friends”

                    There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                    Tech Code Freak
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                    :thumbsup: Earns 5!

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                    • F fjdiewornncalwe

                      Beat me to it... :doh:

                      I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      Given your sig, it's probably just as well he did...

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