Make the housewife scream... Twice!
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How can you make a housewife scream two times? First: When she is done cleaning the curtains sneak upon her, grab her and f**k her in the ass. Second: After that, whipe your d**k clean with the curtain. PS. I want to kindly appologize to all housewifes that will now have to suffer from their inspired husbands.
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How can you make a housewife scream two times? First: When she is done cleaning the curtains sneak upon her, grab her and f**k her in the ass. Second: After that, whipe your d**k clean with the curtain. PS. I want to kindly appologize to all housewifes that will now have to suffer from their inspired husbands.
hoernchenmeister wrote:
f***k her in the ass
5 letter word, begins with F, ends with K? Frank? You are going to put a stamp on her mule?
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
f***k her in the ass
5 letter word, begins with F, ends with K? Frank? You are going to put a stamp on her mule?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Thanks for pointig that out ;) Just fixed it. Unfortunately I don't get the "mule" thingy (you might already have noticed that I am not a native speaker though)
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Thanks for pointig that out ;) Just fixed it. Unfortunately I don't get the "mule" thingy (you might already have noticed that I am not a native speaker though)
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D'oh...
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How can you make a housewife scream two times? First: When she is done cleaning the curtains sneak upon her, grab her and f**k her in the ass. Second: After that, whipe your d**k clean with the curtain. PS. I want to kindly appologize to all housewifes that will now have to suffer from their inspired husbands.
Awesome. I love dirty, nasty, thought provoking tid-bits of literature, such as this one. A five for you. I would also like to point out that ChrisElston made a post about a "penis" and got down-voted to oblivion for that. Yet your post about anal sex gets all 5's so far. This community never ceases to amaze me on what is acceptable and what isn't.
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Awesome. I love dirty, nasty, thought provoking tid-bits of literature, such as this one. A five for you. I would also like to point out that ChrisElston made a post about a "penis" and got down-voted to oblivion for that. Yet your post about anal sex gets all 5's so far. This community never ceases to amaze me on what is acceptable and what isn't.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)I am happy you like it ;)
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Awesome. I love dirty, nasty, thought provoking tid-bits of literature, such as this one. A five for you. I would also like to point out that ChrisElston made a post about a "penis" and got down-voted to oblivion for that. Yet your post about anal sex gets all 5's so far. This community never ceases to amaze me on what is acceptable and what isn't.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)I would also like to point out that ChrisElston made a post about a "penis" and got down-voted to oblivion for that. Yet your post about anal sex gets all 5's so far. He has a way with words.
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