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The difference between potential and reality

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    Espen Harlinn
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    A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and says, "I'll demonstrate it for you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his sister's room and asks, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two tramps."

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      A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and says, "I'll demonstrate it for you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his sister's room and asks, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two tramps."

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      Mel Padden
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      Now that one really is as old as Methuselah...

      Beautiful is better than ugly. Explicit is better than implicit. Simple is better than complex. Complex is better than complicated. Flat is better than nested. Sparse is better than dense. In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.

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        Now that one really is as old as Methuselah...

        Beautiful is better than ugly. Explicit is better than implicit. Simple is better than complex. Complex is better than complicated. Flat is better than nested. Sparse is better than dense. In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.

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        Dalek Dave
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        There have been a lot of antediluvian jokes here recently.

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          Now that one really is as old as Methuselah...

          Beautiful is better than ugly. Explicit is better than implicit. Simple is better than complex. Complex is better than complicated. Flat is better than nested. Sparse is better than dense. In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.

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          Espen Harlinn
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          Mel Padden wrote:

          Now that one really is as old as Methuselah...

          How do you know it's 969 years old? ;)

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            There have been a lot of antediluvian jokes here recently.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Lost User
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            It's a conspiracy: Even Microsoft is in it[^]

            I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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              Mel Padden wrote:

              Now that one really is as old as Methuselah...

              How do you know it's 969 years old? ;)

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              smaaaart
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              That's because, in 31 years, everyone is going to start saying it's 1000 years old.

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                That's because, in 31 years, everyone is going to start saying it's 1000 years old.

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                Espen Harlinn
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                I see you've got it all backwards

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                  A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and says, "I'll demonstrate it for you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his sister's room and asks, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two tramps."

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                  Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                  The version I heard uses Brad Pitt for all and an older brother and is much funnier.

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                    I see you've got it all backwards

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                    smaaaart
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                    You mean this isn't 31 BC?

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                      You mean this isn't 31 BC?

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                      Espen Harlinn
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                      No it's 220 of the Republic

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                        No it's 220 of the Republic

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                        smaaaart
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                        Damn! I don't have enough toes to count.

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                          Damn! I don't have enough toes to count.

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                          Espen Harlinn
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                          Vive la République :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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