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    ...that stupid, wouldn't fuck her with another man's dick, cunt of a Russian has had her arse handed to her. I'm buying tickets to next years Australian Open just so I can see a Sharapova match. OK, one point, as I'll stand up mid point and tell her to shut the fuck up, can't stand the cunt, hope she's raped by a passing elephant. And the the Pommy Telegraph site, fuck off you cunts, if I want to see a viseo of tennis I'll find one. I camr to a newspaper site to read stuff, I don't want to see some poof prancing around a court, Leave videos to Youtube. Thank you for making the Post Message link a big fucking red button, I always had issues making posts before, now I can do it drunk cause the button sticks out likes dog's balls.

    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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    :laugh:

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      So how do you really feel about her? Personally I would, she has a fine body. OK facially she can be rough in the wrong light, but a whinging crimmo like you could alway go double bagging the butter-face.

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      Well if she grunts like that in court, it's interesting to consider how she'd do in other similarly exertive conditions.

      Regards, Nish


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        Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective? I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy). You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start. :-)

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        mark merrens wrote:

        I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start.

        :-D

        Regards, Nish


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        • D Dalek Dave

          Ridiculous. There was always the moral at the end of each episode about friendship or respect or some other positive attribute. As a child I wished I was growing up in Australia and had a pet kangeroo.

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          They feared that the show could mislead children into believing animals could do things that they actually could not do. By the same logic it would appear that they must have believed in Pippi Longstocking[^]. Pippi Longstocking at Wikipedia[^]

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            They feared that the show could mislead children into believing animals could do things that they actually could not do. By the same logic it would appear that they must have believed in Pippi Longstocking[^]. Pippi Longstocking at Wikipedia[^]

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            Nish Nishant
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            Juat what are you guys talking about? The kangaroo? :~

            Regards, Nish


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            • N Nish Nishant

              Juat what are you guys talking about? The kangaroo? :~

              Regards, Nish


              My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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              Espen Harlinn
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              Fleetingly perceptions, but that may change. Feel free to add your 4 cents worth (I would not insult you by implying that your input is only worth 2 cents)

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                Well if she grunts like that in court, it's interesting to consider how she'd do in other similarly exertive conditions.

                Regards, Nish


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                If not downright scary :laugh:

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                • E Espen Harlinn

                  Fleetingly perceptions, but that may change. Feel free to add your 4 cents worth (I would not insult you by implying that your input is only worth 2 cents)

                  Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile

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                  Nish Nishant
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                  :laugh:

                  Regards, Nish


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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective? I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy). You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start. :-)

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    Rama Krishna Vavilala
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                    mark merrens wrote:

                    I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start.

                    That's brilliant. :)

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      So how do you really feel about her? Personally I would, she has a fine body. OK facially she can be rough in the wrong light, but a whinging crimmo like you could alway go double bagging the butter-face.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      Personally I would, she has a fine body.
                      OK facially she can be rough in the wrong light, but a whinging crimmo like you could alway go double bagging the butter-face.

                      By that logic you'd give Sporty Spice a go. I'll see if I can get her to fuck off out of Australia quicker so you can throw a leg over.

                      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                      • D Dave Kreskowiak

                        Michael, were you been tipping the bottle a little too high last night??

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                        Dave Kreskowiak wrote:

                        Michael, were you been tipping the bottle a little too high last night??

                        There is no such thing as too high, plus my observation on Grunty Skank is spot on.

                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                          Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective? I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy). You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start. :-)

                          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                          mark merrens wrote:

                          Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective?

                          Fuck no!

                          mark merrens wrote:

                          I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy).

                          It's you Poms that seem to have a thing for Skippy, not us.

                          mark merrens wrote:

                          You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start.

                          I can't believe you're using fag Gen Y words like chillas and dude. How old are you again? I might give this drinking thing a go next weekend.

                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                            mark merrens wrote:

                            Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective?

                            Fuck no!

                            mark merrens wrote:

                            I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy).

                            It's you Poms that seem to have a thing for Skippy, not us.

                            mark merrens wrote:

                            You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start.

                            I can't believe you're using fag Gen Y words like chillas and dude. How old are you again? I might give this drinking thing a go next weekend.

                            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                            Michael Martin wrote:

                            f*** no!

                            :laugh:

                            Michael Martin wrote:

                            It's you Poms that seem to have a thing for Skippy, not us.

                            Only the Peanut Butter...

                            Michael Martin wrote:

                            I can't believe you're using fag Gen Y words like chillas and dude. How old are you again? I might give this drinking thing a go next weekend.

                            'fag Gen Y': I have no idea what that means - perhaps get Skippy to tranlate this for you. :-)

                            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                              Dave Kreskowiak wrote:

                              Michael, were you been tipping the bottle a little too high last night??

                              There is no such thing as too high, plus my observation on Grunty Skank is spot on.

                              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                              So it is. She got her ass kicked all over that court. Good times!

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                                Michael Martin wrote:

                                f*** no!

                                :laugh:

                                Michael Martin wrote:

                                It's you Poms that seem to have a thing for Skippy, not us.

                                Only the Peanut Butter...

                                Michael Martin wrote:

                                I can't believe you're using fag Gen Y words like chillas and dude. How old are you again? I might give this drinking thing a go next weekend.

                                'fag Gen Y': I have no idea what that means - perhaps get Skippy to tranlate this for you. :-)

                                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                mark merrens wrote:

                                Only the Peanut Butter...

                                There's one I've never heard before, Skippy Panut Butter. Sound so wrong.

                                mark merrens wrote:

                                'fag Gen Y': I have no idea what that means - perhaps get Skippy to tranlate this for you. :)

                                Gen Y are people born from 1980 to 1995 (I think the new Generation starts in 1996, but am not positive). Fag Gen Y words, mean the gay made up word that generation came up with.As your at least Gen X and possibly sneak into Baby Boomer territory, your way too old to use them.

                                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                  mark merrens wrote:

                                  Only the Peanut Butter...

                                  There's one I've never heard before, Skippy Panut Butter. Sound so wrong.

                                  mark merrens wrote:

                                  'fag Gen Y': I have no idea what that means - perhaps get Skippy to tranlate this for you. :)

                                  Gen Y are people born from 1980 to 1995 (I think the new Generation starts in 1996, but am not positive). Fag Gen Y words, mean the gay made up word that generation came up with.As your at least Gen X and possibly sneak into Baby Boomer territory, your way too old to use them.

                                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                                  Michael Martin wrote:

                                  Gen Y are people born from 1980 to 1995 (I think the new Generation starts in 1996, but am not positive).
                                   
                                  Fag Gen Y words, mean the gay made up word that generation came up with.As your at least Gen X and possibly sneak into Baby Boomer territory, your way too old to use them.

                                  Whoa there, Shiela, I resemble that implication! :laugh:

                                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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