Text Based Progress Indicator
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Why does the Silverlight 5 Tool installation have a text based progress indicator? See: Old School There is the regular progress bar but right beneath it there is also a text based progress indicator that flips through the /,-,\,|, characters in order to mimic a spinning graphic. I've not seen that since DOS. Maybe the rumors about some of Bill Gates original code still being in there are true! :omg:
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Why does the Silverlight 5 Tool installation have a text based progress indicator? See: Old School There is the regular progress bar but right beneath it there is also a text based progress indicator that flips through the /,-,\,|, characters in order to mimic a spinning graphic. I've not seen that since DOS. Maybe the rumors about some of Bill Gates original code still being in there are true! :omg:
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Why does the Silverlight 5 Tool installation have a text based progress indicator? See: Old School There is the regular progress bar but right beneath it there is also a text based progress indicator that flips through the /,-,\,|, characters in order to mimic a spinning graphic. I've not seen that since DOS. Maybe the rumors about some of Bill Gates original code still being in there are true! :omg:
The reason is probably because everybody knows that the visually annoying, distracting, epileptic seizure inducing progressbar animation doesn't actually represent that anything is actually happening. Your computer could be locked up and the animation still occurs like a lemming diving into a raging river. [---] So, they use this archaic emblem of "work is being done." Probably because the programmers couldn't even tell if the installation was actually doing something. [------] Especially when, as your image demonstrates, the progressbar is in another one of its ubiquitous fictional states, the "100% complete" state, but your disk drive light and internet connection lights are still blinking furiously for another five minutes. [---------] The way programmers implement progressbars is a lot like life. The illusion that progress is being made is comforting but ultimately doesn't jive with reality. [---------]----- MarcMy Blog
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The reason is probably because everybody knows that the visually annoying, distracting, epileptic seizure inducing progressbar animation doesn't actually represent that anything is actually happening. Your computer could be locked up and the animation still occurs like a lemming diving into a raging river. [---] So, they use this archaic emblem of "work is being done." Probably because the programmers couldn't even tell if the installation was actually doing something. [------] Especially when, as your image demonstrates, the progressbar is in another one of its ubiquitous fictional states, the "100% complete" state, but your disk drive light and internet connection lights are still blinking furiously for another five minutes. [---------] The way programmers implement progressbars is a lot like life. The illusion that progress is being made is comforting but ultimately doesn't jive with reality. [---------]----- Marc
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Melody's Amazon Herb SiteMarc Clifton wrote:
The way programmers implement progressbars is a lot like life. The illusion that progress is being made is comforting but ultimately doesn't jive with reality.
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The reason is probably because everybody knows that the visually annoying, distracting, epileptic seizure inducing progressbar animation doesn't actually represent that anything is actually happening. Your computer could be locked up and the animation still occurs like a lemming diving into a raging river. [---] So, they use this archaic emblem of "work is being done." Probably because the programmers couldn't even tell if the installation was actually doing something. [------] Especially when, as your image demonstrates, the progressbar is in another one of its ubiquitous fictional states, the "100% complete" state, but your disk drive light and internet connection lights are still blinking furiously for another five minutes. [---------] The way programmers implement progressbars is a lot like life. The illusion that progress is being made is comforting but ultimately doesn't jive with reality. [---------]----- Marc
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Why does the Silverlight 5 Tool installation have a text based progress indicator? See: Old School There is the regular progress bar but right beneath it there is also a text based progress indicator that flips through the /,-,\,|, characters in order to mimic a spinning graphic. I've not seen that since DOS. Maybe the rumors about some of Bill Gates original code still being in there are true! :omg:
I have always hated this new progress control they started since Windows Vista. I had a UI that had multiple frames on a Window and each frame had a progress ctrl. If there are 8 frames, one can imagine how ugly it is to have 8 fluorescent green progress controls each at a different stage. The original blue-stepped progress ctrl was way better. It used to gel well with the overall Win UI elements.
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I have always hated this new progress control they started since Windows Vista. I had a UI that had multiple frames on a Window and each frame had a progress ctrl. If there are 8 frames, one can imagine how ugly it is to have 8 fluorescent green progress controls each at a different stage. The original blue-stepped progress ctrl was way better. It used to gel well with the overall Win UI elements.
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I have always hated this new progress control they started since Windows Vista. I had a UI that had multiple frames on a Window and each frame had a progress ctrl. If there are 8 frames, one can imagine how ugly it is to have 8 fluorescent green progress controls each at a different stage. The original blue-stepped progress ctrl was way better. It used to gel well with the overall Win UI elements.
Divya Rathore wrote:
The original blue-stepped progress ctrl
Original?? Hardly... I still prefer the Windows 3.1 progress bar (solid blue, with black/white text in the middle indicating the percentage complete). With a textual % indicator, if you go away and come back it's much easier to confirm that "progress has been made" than estimating roughly where the bar was when you went to get coffee. Of course, in those days the frustrating thing was waiting a long time for an install, going off to get coffee on the assumption it would all be done when you got back, to be confronted with "Please insert Diskette #2"... you just knew it popped up as you were leaving the room... :doh:
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Why does the Silverlight 5 Tool installation have a text based progress indicator? See: Old School There is the regular progress bar but right beneath it there is also a text based progress indicator that flips through the /,-,\,|, characters in order to mimic a spinning graphic. I've not seen that since DOS. Maybe the rumors about some of Bill Gates original code still being in there are true! :omg:
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Divya Rathore wrote:
The original blue-stepped progress ctrl
Original?? Hardly... I still prefer the Windows 3.1 progress bar (solid blue, with black/white text in the middle indicating the percentage complete). With a textual % indicator, if you go away and come back it's much easier to confirm that "progress has been made" than estimating roughly where the bar was when you went to get coffee. Of course, in those days the frustrating thing was waiting a long time for an install, going off to get coffee on the assumption it would all be done when you got back, to be confronted with "Please insert Diskette #2"... you just knew it popped up as you were leaving the room... :doh:
I've had that happen to me so many times. If fact, I still have that happen with multi-cd installs.
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Why does the Silverlight 5 Tool installation have a text based progress indicator? See: Old School There is the regular progress bar but right beneath it there is also a text based progress indicator that flips through the /,-,\,|, characters in order to mimic a spinning graphic. I've not seen that since DOS. Maybe the rumors about some of Bill Gates original code still being in there are true! :omg:
Reading that, I'm happy to say that the coffee maker I purchased last week does have a real progress bar, not a text based one. :-D Not that it needs one - it's in sync with the level of coffee in my cup. The only thing it tells me is if there's supposed to be coffee in there. :java:
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The reason is probably because everybody knows that the visually annoying, distracting, epileptic seizure inducing progressbar animation doesn't actually represent that anything is actually happening. Your computer could be locked up and the animation still occurs like a lemming diving into a raging river. [---] So, they use this archaic emblem of "work is being done." Probably because the programmers couldn't even tell if the installation was actually doing something. [------] Especially when, as your image demonstrates, the progressbar is in another one of its ubiquitous fictional states, the "100% complete" state, but your disk drive light and internet connection lights are still blinking furiously for another five minutes. [---------] The way programmers implement progressbars is a lot like life. The illusion that progress is being made is comforting but ultimately doesn't jive with reality. [---------]----- Marc
My Blog
An Agile walk on the wild side with Relationship Oriented Programming
Melody's Amazon Herb SiteI always appreciated the textual progress bars in LHArc's self-extractor (for the Atari ST, anyway). They were proportional in length to the predicted amount of work to be done, which is of course easy for file packers and difficult for general "work".
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Why does the Silverlight 5 Tool installation have a text based progress indicator? See: Old School There is the regular progress bar but right beneath it there is also a text based progress indicator that flips through the /,-,\,|, characters in order to mimic a spinning graphic. I've not seen that since DOS. Maybe the rumors about some of Bill Gates original code still being in there are true! :omg:
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