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    Did someone buy you a copy of the 1956 Arthur Askey Annual for Christmas?

    Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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    Roger Allen
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    oooo, where can I get one?

    If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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    • L Lost User

      Did someone buy you a copy of the 1956 Arthur Askey Annual for Christmas?

      Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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      Espen Harlinn
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      Nope, but I've received a lot of jokes by email over the years. If a joke makes people laugh at work, I'm generous enough to share it with my fellows here at CP.

      Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile

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      • E Espen Harlinn

        Nope, but I've received a lot of jokes by email over the years. If a joke makes people laugh at work, I'm generous enough to share it with my fellows here at CP.

        Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile

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        Single Step Debugger
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        Carry on, your jokes are far above the level of the jokes we used to have here before.

        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          Carry on, your jokes are far above the level of the jokes we used to have here before.

          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          Thanks Deyan, I appreciate your feedback :-D

          Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile

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          • E Espen Harlinn

            Nope, but I've received a lot of jokes by email over the years. If a joke makes people laugh at work, I'm generous enough to share it with my fellows here at CP.

            Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile

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            It is much appreciated; thanks for the jokes and keep 'em coming.

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            • B Brent_JR

              It is much appreciated; thanks for the jokes and keep 'em coming.

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              Thank you Brent, I really appreciate your feedback :-D

              Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile

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                A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks

                Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile

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                That's just silly a chicken can't drive a car. :rolleyes: :) +5

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  That's just silly a chicken can't drive a car. :rolleyes: :) +5

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                  Mike Hankey wrote:

                  That's just silly a chicken can't drive a car

                  Who else would drive a car like this[^]

                  Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile

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                    Mike Hankey wrote:

                    That's just silly a chicken can't drive a car

                    Who else would drive a car like this[^]

                    Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile

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                    I stand corrected...no one else but a chicken would want to drive that thing.

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                      I stand corrected...no one else but a chicken would want to drive that thing.

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                      :rolleyes:

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                      • E Espen Harlinn

                        A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks

                        Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services My LinkedIn Profile

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                        Same joke, slightly different punchline[^] Most notable for my use of the word penis in the lounge without getting banned.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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