SJOTD
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How is a bucket of KFC chicken like a woman? After you finish with the breasts and thighs you have nothing left but a greasy box ;P
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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How is a bucket of KFC chicken like a woman? After you finish with the breasts and thighs you have nothing left but a greasy box ;P
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Wonderfully rough For some reason reminds me of: An essex girl is involved in a serious crash, there's blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car. Paramedic: "Ok, i'm going to check if you're concussed." Essex Girl: "ok." Paramedic: "Ok then, how many fingers have I got up?" Essex girl: "oh my god, I'm paralysed from the waist down!"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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How is a bucket of KFC chicken like a woman? After you finish with the breasts and thighs you have nothing left but a greasy box ;P
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Nice and dirty. Just the way it should be. :thumbsup:
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Nice and dirty. Just the way it should be. :thumbsup:
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
How is a bucket of KFC chicken like a woman? After you finish with the breasts and thighs you have nothing left but a greasy box ;P
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
lol hahah that was very funny