Math Lesson for Children

Roger Wright

Dad always told me, "Never trust a fart after 50!"

Will Rogers never met me.

AspDotNetDev

I plan on honing my skills over the next 20 odd years so that I never lose my special talents.

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

Roger Wright

One of these[^] (NSFW) might help with your training. :-D

Will Rogers never met me.

Peter_in_2780

Been waiting for you to quote that again, so I can ask 50 what? Beers? Curries? .... Cheers, Peter

Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

Phil Martin

Decibels.

AspDotNetDev

PSI.

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

Nikil S

... and still counting ...

Henry Minute

Ah, struck mud did you?

Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

Lost User

Roger Wright wrote:

"Never trust a fart after 50!"

It's Never trust a fart and never waste an erection, 50 never enters into it, it's universal.

Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

Roger Wright

:laugh: :laugh: Yup, that would do it!

Will Rogers never met me.

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

Hopefully you were sitting on the toilet...

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