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In my mailbox this morning: Attn: Good day to you, I have to introduce myself first; my name is Mr.KOFI ASANTE.I have an important information for the owner of this email address, I want to ensure if this email is still valid, I want you to confirm if this email is correct and is being checked by only you so that I will proceed and let you know what information I have for you. I am taking this measure in order not to make any mistake because of the sensitivity of the information i have for you. Thanks as I wait you Urgent Response. Mr. Kofi Asante. Pen your best response. I'll award 5 pts. to the one that I like the very best.
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In my mailbox this morning: Attn: Good day to you, I have to introduce myself first; my name is Mr.KOFI ASANTE.I have an important information for the owner of this email address, I want to ensure if this email is still valid, I want you to confirm if this email is correct and is being checked by only you so that I will proceed and let you know what information I have for you. I am taking this measure in order not to make any mistake because of the sensitivity of the information i have for you. Thanks as I wait you Urgent Response. Mr. Kofi Asante. Pen your best response. I'll award 5 pts. to the one that I like the very best.
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In my mailbox this morning: Attn: Good day to you, I have to introduce myself first; my name is Mr.KOFI ASANTE.I have an important information for the owner of this email address, I want to ensure if this email is still valid, I want you to confirm if this email is correct and is being checked by only you so that I will proceed and let you know what information I have for you. I am taking this measure in order not to make any mistake because of the sensitivity of the information i have for you. Thanks as I wait you Urgent Response. Mr. Kofi Asante. Pen your best response. I'll award 5 pts. to the one that I like the very best.
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In my mailbox this morning: Attn: Good day to you, I have to introduce myself first; my name is Mr.KOFI ASANTE.I have an important information for the owner of this email address, I want to ensure if this email is still valid, I want you to confirm if this email is correct and is being checked by only you so that I will proceed and let you know what information I have for you. I am taking this measure in order not to make any mistake because of the sensitivity of the information i have for you. Thanks as I wait you Urgent Response. Mr. Kofi Asante. Pen your best response. I'll award 5 pts. to the one that I like the very best.
Well, Kofi didn't announce you that you won 1,000,000$ yet. But I win them almost everyday :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
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In my mailbox this morning: Attn: Good day to you, I have to introduce myself first; my name is Mr.KOFI ASANTE.I have an important information for the owner of this email address, I want to ensure if this email is still valid, I want you to confirm if this email is correct and is being checked by only you so that I will proceed and let you know what information I have for you. I am taking this measure in order not to make any mistake because of the sensitivity of the information i have for you. Thanks as I wait you Urgent Response. Mr. Kofi Asante. Pen your best response. I'll award 5 pts. to the one that I like the very best.
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This is an automated response: Hello! You've reached the international condom and cheese ordering service To place your order please reply with one of the following options: 1. Giant ribbed ticklers 2. Vintage parmesan 3. 'Little go-er' 6 pack in assorted colours 4. Oak smoked cheddar 5. 'Ultimate shocker' (mustard flavour) 10 pack 6. Magical mystery cheese (contents vary) To subscribe to our mailing list please respond with any other text Many thanks International condom and cheese ordering service
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Thanks, now my neighbours are wondering why I am laughing.
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In my mailbox this morning: Attn: Good day to you, I have to introduce myself first; my name is Mr.KOFI ASANTE.I have an important information for the owner of this email address, I want to ensure if this email is still valid, I want you to confirm if this email is correct and is being checked by only you so that I will proceed and let you know what information I have for you. I am taking this measure in order not to make any mistake because of the sensitivity of the information i have for you. Thanks as I wait you Urgent Response. Mr. Kofi Asante. Pen your best response. I'll award 5 pts. to the one that I like the very best.
Thank you for taking the time and trouble to contact me. I await your reply. [this would then be sent out with my home-made SMTP mailer app, looped to ca. 1000 response with randomly generated FROM addresses] Possibly, repeating this the next day, too, but with the random-sender-with-real-domain switch set to ON, slight change in subject "ON", and 500 ms delay between transmissions.
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In my mailbox this morning: Attn: Good day to you, I have to introduce myself first; my name is Mr.KOFI ASANTE.I have an important information for the owner of this email address, I want to ensure if this email is still valid, I want you to confirm if this email is correct and is being checked by only you so that I will proceed and let you know what information I have for you. I am taking this measure in order not to make any mistake because of the sensitivity of the information i have for you. Thanks as I wait you Urgent Response. Mr. Kofi Asante. Pen your best response. I'll award 5 pts. to the one that I like the very best.
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In my mailbox this morning: Attn: Good day to you, I have to introduce myself first; my name is Mr.KOFI ASANTE.I have an important information for the owner of this email address, I want to ensure if this email is still valid, I want you to confirm if this email is correct and is being checked by only you so that I will proceed and let you know what information I have for you. I am taking this measure in order not to make any mistake because of the sensitivity of the information i have for you. Thanks as I wait you Urgent Response. Mr. Kofi Asante. Pen your best response. I'll award 5 pts. to the one that I like the very best.
Sir, good day to you too, Given the secret nature of this transaction I suggest we use code names. From now on address me as Mr Lister Demister-Hysterectomy. I will call you Lady Shave as Lady Bree Tralee Ranee Lalee Fartree Shave is too long. Did you hear about my long-lost cousin (Dr John Froblinghamstead-Minn III) who died during a car crash in your beloved Nigeria? I only ask, because a fellow Nigerian has contacted me about him, perhaps you know him, he is called Dr Honalulu Lulu? Anyway Dr John Froblinghamstead-Minn III died on safari. Do you spend much time in the bush, Lady Shave? It turns out it can be quite dangerous. Kind Regards Lady Shave and I look forward to seeing what you can achive. Dr Ethik Wobarr. (AKA Mr Lister Demister-Hysterectomy)
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In my mailbox this morning: Attn: Good day to you, I have to introduce myself first; my name is Mr.KOFI ASANTE.I have an important information for the owner of this email address, I want to ensure if this email is still valid, I want you to confirm if this email is correct and is being checked by only you so that I will proceed and let you know what information I have for you. I am taking this measure in order not to make any mistake because of the sensitivity of the information i have for you. Thanks as I wait you Urgent Response. Mr. Kofi Asante. Pen your best response. I'll award 5 pts. to the one that I like the very best.
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In my mailbox this morning: Attn: Good day to you, I have to introduce myself first; my name is Mr.KOFI ASANTE.I have an important information for the owner of this email address, I want to ensure if this email is still valid, I want you to confirm if this email is correct and is being checked by only you so that I will proceed and let you know what information I have for you. I am taking this measure in order not to make any mistake because of the sensitivity of the information i have for you. Thanks as I wait you Urgent Response. Mr. Kofi Asante. Pen your best response. I'll award 5 pts. to the one that I like the very best.
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In my mailbox this morning: Attn: Good day to you, I have to introduce myself first; my name is Mr.KOFI ASANTE.I have an important information for the owner of this email address, I want to ensure if this email is still valid, I want you to confirm if this email is correct and is being checked by only you so that I will proceed and let you know what information I have for you. I am taking this measure in order not to make any mistake because of the sensitivity of the information i have for you. Thanks as I wait you Urgent Response. Mr. Kofi Asante. Pen your best response. I'll award 5 pts. to the one that I like the very best.
Mr. Asante, I'm a little bit hesitant to contact you because I've been burned by internet scammers in the past. Undoubtedly, you'll want my bank account number so you can get some large sum of money out of your country - and I'd be happy to help but I need you to be honest with me. Last spring I was contacted by a Nigerian Secretary who had 30 million dollars he needed to move from his country to the U.S.A. I was promised 10% of that sum (3 million dollars) - but after following all of the instructions I only had 27 million transferred to my bank account. Ten percent of that figure is a paltry 2.7 million, which I received, but the $300,000.00 loss still bothers me to this day. I was able to buy a house but didn't have enough money for a decent car. I'm stuck in this pathetic 2011 Escalade - the leather gives me a rash. I'm still pretty upset about it. In fact, I'm through with trusting you guys so just screw off. If you wonder why you're stuck in your country with 30 million and no way to launder it you can thank the last guy who ripped me out of that last $300,000.00. We Americans don't take kindly to that kind of nonsense. -Meh Gerbil