Forgot to Lock the Door
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Each February 14th I have to remember to lock the door to my office. If I don't, then it gets weird. The Problem: We have a 6'2" man who like to dress as cupid. That means each year that I forget to lock the door I end up with a man in my office who is wearing a toga, wings, and carrying a bow and arrow with a heart shaped tip. He walks around to each cubical and shoots each person. I got nailed again this year. I've a co-worker that actually got a picture of me and cupid about 5 years ago. She pulls that out every February - yeah, thanks for that. "Cupid" also paints pink hearts in the snow all over the landscape. It's great.
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Each February 14th I have to remember to lock the door to my office. If I don't, then it gets weird. The Problem: We have a 6'2" man who like to dress as cupid. That means each year that I forget to lock the door I end up with a man in my office who is wearing a toga, wings, and carrying a bow and arrow with a heart shaped tip. He walks around to each cubical and shoots each person. I got nailed again this year. I've a co-worker that actually got a picture of me and cupid about 5 years ago. She pulls that out every February - yeah, thanks for that. "Cupid" also paints pink hearts in the snow all over the landscape. It's great.
Get your own back next year: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KxFlNKLW7Mk/TUcB21VDtlI/AAAAAAAAA9M/8aNy_OjlPVc/s1600/cupid-valentines-day1.gif[^] (SFW)
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Each February 14th I have to remember to lock the door to my office. If I don't, then it gets weird. The Problem: We have a 6'2" man who like to dress as cupid. That means each year that I forget to lock the door I end up with a man in my office who is wearing a toga, wings, and carrying a bow and arrow with a heart shaped tip. He walks around to each cubical and shoots each person. I got nailed again this year. I've a co-worker that actually got a picture of me and cupid about 5 years ago. She pulls that out every February - yeah, thanks for that. "Cupid" also paints pink hearts in the snow all over the landscape. It's great.
You should point out to him that cupid is always portrayed NAKED!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Each February 14th I have to remember to lock the door to my office. If I don't, then it gets weird. The Problem: We have a 6'2" man who like to dress as cupid. That means each year that I forget to lock the door I end up with a man in my office who is wearing a toga, wings, and carrying a bow and arrow with a heart shaped tip. He walks around to each cubical and shoots each person. I got nailed again this year. I've a co-worker that actually got a picture of me and cupid about 5 years ago. She pulls that out every February - yeah, thanks for that. "Cupid" also paints pink hearts in the snow all over the landscape. It's great.
MehGerbil wrote:
The Problem: We have a 6'2" man who like to dress as cupid. .... I got nailed again this year.
:eek:I'd be looking for a new workplace :)
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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MehGerbil wrote:
The Problem: We have a 6'2" man who like to dress as cupid. .... I got nailed again this year.
:eek:I'd be looking for a new workplace :)
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]I'd be looking for some pepper spray!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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You should point out to him that cupid is always portrayed NAKED!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Like that couldn't go badly wrong. The photographs would be much more embarrassing.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Like that couldn't go badly wrong. The photographs would be much more embarrassing.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Ah yes, I had forgotten about the Law of Unintended Consequences.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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MehGerbil wrote:
The Problem: We have a 6'2" man who like to dress as cupid. .... I got nailed again this year.
:eek:I'd be looking for a new workplace :)
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
You probably will want to look in Texas then. The good man would not last long there. .45 ACP, not shooting twice and all that. (foreigners and liberals avert your eyes)
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
CDP1802 wrote:
foreigners and liberals avert your eyes
That always made me laugh, I am not a foreigner, I am British, it is everyone else that is a foreigner! And as for Liberal, yuck, I am a staunch Tory!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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You probably will want to look in Texas then. The good man would not last long there. .45 ACP, not shooting twice and all that. (foreigners and liberals avert your eyes)
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
why only .45? As Accept said "Let's plug a bomb into everyone's a@@" ;P ;P ;P :laugh:
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Each February 14th I have to remember to lock the door to my office. If I don't, then it gets weird. The Problem: We have a 6'2" man who like to dress as cupid. That means each year that I forget to lock the door I end up with a man in my office who is wearing a toga, wings, and carrying a bow and arrow with a heart shaped tip. He walks around to each cubical and shoots each person. I got nailed again this year. I've a co-worker that actually got a picture of me and cupid about 5 years ago. She pulls that out every February - yeah, thanks for that. "Cupid" also paints pink hearts in the snow all over the landscape. It's great.
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.
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Each February 14th I have to remember to lock the door to my office. If I don't, then it gets weird. The Problem: We have a 6'2" man who like to dress as cupid. That means each year that I forget to lock the door I end up with a man in my office who is wearing a toga, wings, and carrying a bow and arrow with a heart shaped tip. He walks around to each cubical and shoots each person. I got nailed again this year. I've a co-worker that actually got a picture of me and cupid about 5 years ago. She pulls that out every February - yeah, thanks for that. "Cupid" also paints pink hearts in the snow all over the landscape. It's great.
As long as the pink hearts aren't yellow... X|
