Shiner
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Shiner is referred to as the other black eye. Just assuming you missed this.
Rajeev Jayaram wrote:
Just assuming you missed this.
No, I understood the text perfectly, I just failed to see any humor.
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A man walked into work one day with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye." "Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked. "Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."
This one is actually more than half a joke. Unfortunately for you it was also thus the several other times it has been posted in The Lounge, never mind the hundreds of times I've heard it in real life.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Who is the guy, forest gump?
Kinda :-D
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This one is actually more than half a joke. Unfortunately for you it was also thus the several other times it has been posted in The Lounge, never mind the hundreds of times I've heard it in real life.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Oops ! An olde again.
Henry Minute wrote:
several other times it has been posted in The Lounge
This is something a new CPian like me wouldn't know and thus bores long timers. (Didn't find it in the CP search either)
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Rajeev Jayaram wrote:
Just assuming you missed this.
No, I understood the text perfectly, I just failed to see any humor.
No worries :)
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Oops ! An olde again.
Henry Minute wrote:
several other times it has been posted in The Lounge
This is something a new CPian like me wouldn't know and thus bores long timers. (Didn't find it in the CP search either)
Rajeev Jayaram wrote:
(Didn't find it in the CP search either)
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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This one is actually more than half a joke. Unfortunately for you it was also thus the several other times it has been posted in The Lounge, never mind the hundreds of times I've heard it in real life.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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tolw wrote:
Funny thing is both the post and the repost got straight 5's.
Good catch :thumbsup:
tolw wrote:
Discrimination anyone?
Doesn't this sound provocative?
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Rajeev Jayaram wrote:
(Didn't find it in the CP search either)
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
:thumbsup:
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