How's it hanging?
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Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}An elderly woman visits her sons place in the evening, and finds out her son's young wife standing completely naked in the living room. "What the hell is wrong with you? You have no clothes on!" shrieks the mother. "Please... these are the 'Clothes of Love'... he likes them very much... he's about to come home... please, PLEASE leave and come back some other day... pleaaaaase!" pleads the wife. Offended, but rather turned on, mother comes back home, and finds out her husband absent. She gets naked and waits for her husband in their living room. The old man comes home and stunned: "What's this?", he asks. "These are the 'Clothes of Love' my darling" responds the woman. And the old man says. "Yeah! But you should have ironed them first".
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An elderly woman visits her sons place in the evening, and finds out her son's young wife standing completely naked in the living room. "What the hell is wrong with you? You have no clothes on!" shrieks the mother. "Please... these are the 'Clothes of Love'... he likes them very much... he's about to come home... please, PLEASE leave and come back some other day... pleaaaaase!" pleads the wife. Offended, but rather turned on, mother comes back home, and finds out her husband absent. She gets naked and waits for her husband in their living room. The old man comes home and stunned: "What's this?", he asks. "These are the 'Clothes of Love' my darling" responds the woman. And the old man says. "Yeah! But you should have ironed them first".
:laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
