9000 lines of ...
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... stuff like this:
switch (Session["Benutzer_Firma"].ToString()) // calling ToString() may cause a null reference exception
{
case "ABC":
lblManipulation.Text = "Some text in a label";
break;case "DEF": lblManipulation.Text = "Some other text in a label"; break; case "Default": lblManipulation.Text = "The default text for the label"; break; default: goto case "Default"; // from what planet does this guy come from? break; // unreachable code}
I just found this in a 9000 line ASP.Net page and the rest of it is not a bit better than this. The only things I have changed are the literal strings because the company was mentioned there several times. Especially the lines with the switch statement and the default case are inspiring. And am I too harsh if I want to have the 'developer' thrown out of the guild, tarred, feathered and then chased out of the city?
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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... stuff like this:
switch (Session["Benutzer_Firma"].ToString()) // calling ToString() may cause a null reference exception
{
case "ABC":
lblManipulation.Text = "Some text in a label";
break;case "DEF": lblManipulation.Text = "Some other text in a label"; break; case "Default": lblManipulation.Text = "The default text for the label"; break; default: goto case "Default"; // from what planet does this guy come from? break; // unreachable code}
I just found this in a 9000 line ASP.Net page and the rest of it is not a bit better than this. The only things I have changed are the literal strings because the company was mentioned there several times. Especially the lines with the switch statement and the default case are inspiring. And am I too harsh if I want to have the 'developer' thrown out of the guild, tarred, feathered and then chased out of the city?
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
CDP1802 wrote:
And am I too harsh if I want to have the 'developer' thrown out of the guild, tarred, feathered and then chased out of the city?
You missed the troll kick to the nadgers.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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CDP1802 wrote:
And am I too harsh if I want to have the 'developer' thrown out of the guild, tarred, feathered and then chased out of the city?
You missed the troll kick to the nadgers.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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... stuff like this:
switch (Session["Benutzer_Firma"].ToString()) // calling ToString() may cause a null reference exception
{
case "ABC":
lblManipulation.Text = "Some text in a label";
break;case "DEF": lblManipulation.Text = "Some other text in a label"; break; case "Default": lblManipulation.Text = "The default text for the label"; break; default: goto case "Default"; // from what planet does this guy come from? break; // unreachable code}
I just found this in a 9000 line ASP.Net page and the rest of it is not a bit better than this. The only things I have changed are the literal strings because the company was mentioned there several times. Especially the lines with the switch statement and the default case are inspiring. And am I too harsh if I want to have the 'developer' thrown out of the guild, tarred, feathered and then chased out of the city?
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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... stuff like this:
switch (Session["Benutzer_Firma"].ToString()) // calling ToString() may cause a null reference exception
{
case "ABC":
lblManipulation.Text = "Some text in a label";
break;case "DEF": lblManipulation.Text = "Some other text in a label"; break; case "Default": lblManipulation.Text = "The default text for the label"; break; default: goto case "Default"; // from what planet does this guy come from? break; // unreachable code}
I just found this in a 9000 line ASP.Net page and the rest of it is not a bit better than this. The only things I have changed are the literal strings because the company was mentioned there several times. Especially the lines with the switch statement and the default case are inspiring. And am I too harsh if I want to have the 'developer' thrown out of the guild, tarred, feathered and then chased out of the city?
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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... stuff like this:
switch (Session["Benutzer_Firma"].ToString()) // calling ToString() may cause a null reference exception
{
case "ABC":
lblManipulation.Text = "Some text in a label";
break;case "DEF": lblManipulation.Text = "Some other text in a label"; break; case "Default": lblManipulation.Text = "The default text for the label"; break; default: goto case "Default"; // from what planet does this guy come from? break; // unreachable code}
I just found this in a 9000 line ASP.Net page and the rest of it is not a bit better than this. The only things I have changed are the literal strings because the company was mentioned there several times. Especially the lines with the switch statement and the default case are inspiring. And am I too harsh if I want to have the 'developer' thrown out of the guild, tarred, feathered and then chased out of the city?
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
At least this developer understands "how" to use switch statement syntax. I have had the experience of working on code where the developer clearly didn't understand this construct, or simple loops for that matter. It was commonplace to see the good old if...else approach instead of switch statements where they could be applied.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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At least this developer understands "how" to use switch statement syntax. I have had the experience of working on code where the developer clearly didn't understand this construct, or simple loops for that matter. It was commonplace to see the good old if...else approach instead of switch statements where they could be applied.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
Wow. You actually found something the good man did right. But believe me, it's of little help. You can see by the 9000 lines in one single .aspx what kind of redundant spaghetti code he likes to produce. He practically tries to do everything with strings (why do they always have to do that?). All the code is written as if nothing can ever go wrong. When one of the abundant exceptions is thrown, it usually is not handled in any way. Here and there he uses try and catch, but only to sweep the errors under the rug and go on as if nothing has happened. This man has never heard of OOP and he uses only static methods, probably because he also never heard anything about classes and instances. Please believe me, the whole thing is a chaotic unmaintainable mess.
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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Wow. You actually found something the good man did right. But believe me, it's of little help. You can see by the 9000 lines in one single .aspx what kind of redundant spaghetti code he likes to produce. He practically tries to do everything with strings (why do they always have to do that?). All the code is written as if nothing can ever go wrong. When one of the abundant exceptions is thrown, it usually is not handled in any way. Here and there he uses try and catch, but only to sweep the errors under the rug and go on as if nothing has happened. This man has never heard of OOP and he uses only static methods, probably because he also never heard anything about classes and instances. Please believe me, the whole thing is a chaotic unmaintainable mess.
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
CDP1802 wrote:
Here and there he uses try and catch, but only to sweep the errors under the rug and go on as if nothing has happened. This man has never heard of OOP and he uses only static methods, probably because he also never heard anything about classes and instances.
I'm thinking we know the same developer here. :) I figure that if you are a professional developer for more than 1 year you will run into code like this and know a developer who likes to make spaghetti.
CDP1802 wrote:
Please believe me, the whole thing is a chaotic unmaintainable mess.
You're preaching to the choir here. I totally agree that it would be.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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... stuff like this:
switch (Session["Benutzer_Firma"].ToString()) // calling ToString() may cause a null reference exception
{
case "ABC":
lblManipulation.Text = "Some text in a label";
break;case "DEF": lblManipulation.Text = "Some other text in a label"; break; case "Default": lblManipulation.Text = "The default text for the label"; break; default: goto case "Default"; // from what planet does this guy come from? break; // unreachable code}
I just found this in a 9000 line ASP.Net page and the rest of it is not a bit better than this. The only things I have changed are the literal strings because the company was mentioned there several times. Especially the lines with the switch statement and the default case are inspiring. And am I too harsh if I want to have the 'developer' thrown out of the guild, tarred, feathered and then chased out of the city?
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
Only 9000 lines of switch cases? :zzz: I once found a database update function in a client-server app that had >10000 lines of if/else statements containing hardcoded table and database fieldnames, and field types. (I was supposed to fix it so it would reflect a recent change of the database scheme). The person responsible for that later got hired by a head hunter. No kidding! :omg:
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Only 9000 lines of switch cases? :zzz: I once found a database update function in a client-server app that had >10000 lines of if/else statements containing hardcoded table and database fieldnames, and field types. (I was supposed to fix it so it would reflect a recent change of the database scheme). The person responsible for that later got hired by a head hunter. No kidding! :omg:
Stefan_Lang wrote:
Only 9000 lines of switch cases? :zzz:
No, that would just be boring. The switch was just a small sample from that spaghetti bowl. There is a Save() method, 1000 lines long, where he cobbles together a dataset. He begins by selecting some data from each table and then throwing away the results of his queries to get a DataSet with empty DataTables. Then he adds or removes some columns here and there and starts filling the newly configured DataSet with new rows and then finally tweaking the DataSet into storing this mess. At times I think this guy was a saboteur who deliberately tried to write the worst possible code. I could not come up with anything like that even if I wanted to.
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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CDP1802 wrote:
Here and there he uses try and catch, but only to sweep the errors under the rug and go on as if nothing has happened. This man has never heard of OOP and he uses only static methods, probably because he also never heard anything about classes and instances.
I'm thinking we know the same developer here. :) I figure that if you are a professional developer for more than 1 year you will run into code like this and know a developer who likes to make spaghetti.
CDP1802 wrote:
Please believe me, the whole thing is a chaotic unmaintainable mess.
You're preaching to the choir here. I totally agree that it would be.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
Our intern is a beginner. He makes mistakes, but he also is a smart young guy and really interested in learning. He makes progress and one day will be a good man in any team. I hope he does not read this :) The fellow who wrote this stuff here has produced several websites, one more horrible than the next. There is no sign of learning at all. The first application of his we replaced was so bad that we wanted to post the complete source of it in this forum or publish it as a book (with critical annotations). In a way I pity him. Having to work without obviously knowing what he was doing and having to deliver something that at least appears to work on time must have been a nightmare. And every time I have to keep his stuff working without getting to replace it altogether I swear to drown him in the river should he ever cross my path.
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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At least this developer understands "how" to use switch statement syntax. I have had the experience of working on code where the developer clearly didn't understand this construct, or simple loops for that matter. It was commonplace to see the good old if...else approach instead of switch statements where they could be applied.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
What's so bad about if/else? I actually prefer using it in place of switch, just because switch is so ugly - you need a "break" after each case's statements? Seriously? I suppose it's not so bad in VB, where you're already using "end" statements instead of curly braces, but in C#, it just looks bad...
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Stefan_Lang wrote:
Only 9000 lines of switch cases? :zzz:
No, that would just be boring. The switch was just a small sample from that spaghetti bowl. There is a Save() method, 1000 lines long, where he cobbles together a dataset. He begins by selecting some data from each table and then throwing away the results of his queries to get a DataSet with empty DataTables. Then he adds or removes some columns here and there and starts filling the newly configured DataSet with new rows and then finally tweaking the DataSet into storing this mess. At times I think this guy was a saboteur who deliberately tried to write the worst possible code. I could not come up with anything like that even if I wanted to.
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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Adding and removing COLUMNS in a dataset while attempting to SAVE? Dear God, is he running ALTER TABLE statements in a save routine? Or just removing columns he doesn't actually want to persist?
Perhaps that's perfectly normal on some obscure planet where he comes from. It rally truned out that he casually binds the dataset to a report before saving, so that you can print that out. The columns are added or removed according to the user's role and are perhaps added again after opening the report. Ahh, yes, he had to fill the some values into the newly added columns. He only does that in the first rows of the tables and ignores all others. That's also a common pattern in one of his other creations. He always assumes that datatables are filled with exactly one row, no more, no less. Anyway, he must have discovered that he needed an XML schema of the dataset, so he simply saves it after finishing his manipulation. Great idea. This way the schema is always accurate, no matter which route we took through the spaghetti code. My best guess is that the report was added later and that he needed two or three slightly different reports, depending on the user's role. Anybody exept him would have clicked together a schema, created a typed dataset from it and added different queries to fill it for the different roles. Filling and binding it would have been something around 15 lines of code. But don't worry too much about the database. Not a single table had a primary key and of course no foreign keys or other constraints. Why should he need them since he apparently believes that his queries always return exactly one row? I would not put it beyond him to simply reverse his manipulations in the dataset before saving. I honestly will not look if I don't have to.
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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CDP1802 wrote:
Here and there he uses try and catch, but only to sweep the errors under the rug and go on as if nothing has happened. This man has never heard of OOP and he uses only static methods, probably because he also never heard anything about classes and instances.
I'm thinking we know the same developer here. :) I figure that if you are a professional developer for more than 1 year you will run into code like this and know a developer who likes to make spaghetti.
CDP1802 wrote:
Please believe me, the whole thing is a chaotic unmaintainable mess.
You're preaching to the choir here. I totally agree that it would be.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
I got chewed out by a boss once, who said it's impossible not to write spaghetti code. So we should always write spaghetti code, and write the best spaghetti code we can. I also got a bad review for the following: 1. Too many classes in my code. 2. Too much code. 3. The code is too structured. Toward the end of my employment there, he made a rule that no bug fix, or new feature could go over three lines of code...
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I got chewed out by a boss once, who said it's impossible not to write spaghetti code. So we should always write spaghetti code, and write the best spaghetti code we can. I also got a bad review for the following: 1. Too many classes in my code. 2. Too much code. 3. The code is too structured. Toward the end of my employment there, he made a rule that no bug fix, or new feature could go over three lines of code...
I hate when the boss is a complete idiot