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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]That wouldn't be murder. It's pest control.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Both really good musicians. EDIT: Brad Paisley is a great guitar player (Album "Play") and Alison Kraus has some really good albums - check the one with her husband Robert Plant - great one! Won a Grammy for best Album. It could get worse, I remember this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqJVlS37J74[^]
regards Torsten When I'm not working
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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Oh, I thought it was Talk Like a Pirate day already.
Failure is not an option; it's the default selection.
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are those available for the daily commute train? I would want one. Not because of the ring tone, but after that comes mostly a very annoying conversation that one is forced to hear.
regards Torsten When I'm not working
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are those available for the daily commute train? I would want one. Not because of the ring tone, but after that comes mostly a very annoying conversation that one is forced to hear.
regards Torsten When I'm not working
Depends: In the UK they are illegal, as are all radio frequency jamming devices. I would suspect the same in Germany as well.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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are those available for the daily commute train? I would want one. Not because of the ring tone, but after that comes mostly a very annoying conversation that one is forced to hear.
regards Torsten When I'm not working
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Depends: In the UK they are illegal, as are all radio frequency jamming devices. I would suspect the same in Germany as well.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Damn. I want one. When I get the train and travel in the Quiet Coach, what do people think the Quiet in there actually refers to?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]May I interest sir in the new "Troll Kick" with the added "to the nadger" feature?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Call him, leave ultra long voice mails, lots of them. It worked with my room mate who had a voice mail message that was over a minute long. Just make sure to sprinkle in enough important information that he can't delete the message without listening to it first.
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Damn. I want one. When I get the train and travel in the Quiet Coach, what do people think the Quiet in there actually refers to?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Everybody else.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Damn. I want one. When I get the train and travel in the Quiet Coach, what do people think the Quiet in there actually refers to?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
I like to sit in the Quite Coach [1st class surely?] and will happily remonstrate with miscreants who converse with their fellow travellers [often in a load voice] or listen to exceptionally loud [and IMO tasteless] musak. My favourite is to ask, politely, if they have a problem with reading and if not then why are they ignoring the sign? I have, on occasion, been told that I shouldn't complain as I've got music on. I do not call Radio 4 music and they obviously can't hear it if they think it is.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Blink 182 did a song based on George Carlin's words you can't say on TV thing (or whatever it was called) which is just repeated swear words. Many years ago I set that to the ring tone for me on a colleague's phone. Waited for him to go into a meeting with some of the company directors. Then phoned him up. It was the sort of company where not only you could get away with that sort of thing, but it was appreciated by those running the place.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Blink 182 did a song based on George Carlin's words you can't say on TV thing (or whatever it was called) which is just repeated swear words. Many years ago I set that to the ring tone for me on a colleague's phone. Waited for him to go into a meeting with some of the company directors. Then phoned him up. It was the sort of company where not only you could get away with that sort of thing, but it was appreciated by those running the place.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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The classic: Make him drunk, haul him on a ship and send him off on a voyage to the other side of the planet. Perhaps he even likes his new life as a sailor and does not come back.
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
I’m sorry for braking this down to you but the OP lives in 21 century Middle East not in the early 18 century England or France. :-D
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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Damn wrist slittin music!
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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]This is a serious case this patient needs an emergency cellphonectomy It's quite a simple procedure but it does require a specialist surgical tool called a mallet :laugh:
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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Perhaps you could throw his phone overboard? Or better yet, throw him overboard. ;P /ravi
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