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Blink 182 did a song based on George Carlin's words you can't say on TV thing (or whatever it was called) which is just repeated swear words. Many years ago I set that to the ring tone for me on a colleague's phone. Waited for him to go into a meeting with some of the company directors. Then phoned him up. It was the sort of company where not only you could get away with that sort of thing, but it was appreciated by those running the place.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Blink 182 did a song based on George Carlin's words you can't say on TV thing (or whatever it was called) which is just repeated swear words. Many years ago I set that to the ring tone for me on a colleague's phone. Waited for him to go into a meeting with some of the company directors. Then phoned him up. It was the sort of company where not only you could get away with that sort of thing, but it was appreciated by those running the place.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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The classic: Make him drunk, haul him on a ship and send him off on a voyage to the other side of the planet. Perhaps he even likes his new life as a sailor and does not come back.
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
I’m sorry for braking this down to you but the OP lives in 21 century Middle East not in the early 18 century England or France. :-D
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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Damn wrist slittin music!
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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]This is a serious case this patient needs an emergency cellphonectomy It's quite a simple procedure but it does require a specialist surgical tool called a mallet :laugh:
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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Perhaps you could throw his phone overboard? Or better yet, throw him overboard. ;P /ravi
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I’m sorry for braking this down to you but the OP lives in 21 century Middle East not in the early 18 century England or France. :-D
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Deyan Georgiev wrote:
OP lives in 21 century Middle East
Too right: getting enough alcohol to get someone drunk is near a week's spending money. Then there is the problem of inventing the time machine to find a pressgang. :)
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Both really good musicians. EDIT: Brad Paisley is a great guitar player (Album "Play") and Alison Kraus has some really good albums - check the one with her husband Robert Plant - great one! Won a Grammy for best Album. It could get worse, I remember this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqJVlS37J74[^]
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Probably they are good musicians, but I don't see why I should have this grossly sentimental song forced on me n times per day. I mean the protagonist just caught his wife in bed with another man, its not as if his dog died...
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Total genius, I might try it.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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One of my co-workers has this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqJB4Wm_dk[^] as his message tone. The whole *&@^ing thing, and he gets lots of messages. Any creative solutions, that don't involve murder?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]When ever you're not sure what to do at work, just ask yourself: "What Would Alice Do?"[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
