Grandpa...
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In a little town in Germany grandpa is a little bit worried about his grandson. He is 18 years old and sitting in front of the computer all the day (dejavue?) and, as far as grandpa knows, he never had a girlfriend in his whole life. One day grandpa says to his grandson: "Boy, do you know what we did when we were your age?" "No, grandpa, what did you do?" "We went to Paris and visited the famous Moulin Rouge, we ate, we drank, we played with the girls tits, pissed at the bartenders bar and left without paying." Grandson is kind of fascinated by that idea. He can not stop thinking about it and one day he decided to try this on his own. Two weeks later grandpa is visiting is grandson. He finds his grandson totally bandaged and only with half of his teeth left. He asks what happened and his grandson replied: "You know, we went to Paris to visit the famous Moulin Rouge. We ate, we drank, we played with the girls tits, we pissed on the bartenders bar. And just as we wanted to leave without paying... the bastards beat us up beyond any recognition". Grandpa: "Who the hell was your tour operator?" Grandson: "TUI Travel... why? Who was yours?" Grandpa: "You know... ours was the Wehrmacht" PS. We are all just having a laugh here right? I do not want to express any personal political views. It's just a joke, nothing more, nothing less.
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In a little town in Germany grandpa is a little bit worried about his grandson. He is 18 years old and sitting in front of the computer all the day (dejavue?) and, as far as grandpa knows, he never had a girlfriend in his whole life. One day grandpa says to his grandson: "Boy, do you know what we did when we were your age?" "No, grandpa, what did you do?" "We went to Paris and visited the famous Moulin Rouge, we ate, we drank, we played with the girls tits, pissed at the bartenders bar and left without paying." Grandson is kind of fascinated by that idea. He can not stop thinking about it and one day he decided to try this on his own. Two weeks later grandpa is visiting is grandson. He finds his grandson totally bandaged and only with half of his teeth left. He asks what happened and his grandson replied: "You know, we went to Paris to visit the famous Moulin Rouge. We ate, we drank, we played with the girls tits, we pissed on the bartenders bar. And just as we wanted to leave without paying... the bastards beat us up beyond any recognition". Grandpa: "Who the hell was your tour operator?" Grandson: "TUI Travel... why? Who was yours?" Grandpa: "You know... ours was the Wehrmacht" PS. We are all just having a laugh here right? I do not want to express any personal political views. It's just a joke, nothing more, nothing less.
Have a five. And a real case from a few decades ago: A British Airways 737 which just has landed on the Munich airport gets a call from the tower: “BA408 proceed to the gate 9 ” “Where is my pilot car?” - asks the pilot – “I don’t know where gate 9 is.” The air control lady asks with irritated voice - “What? You flying to Munich for the first time?!” “No” – answers the pilot with a cool voice – “But the last time it was dark and I haven’t landed.”
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In a little town in Germany grandpa is a little bit worried about his grandson. He is 18 years old and sitting in front of the computer all the day (dejavue?) and, as far as grandpa knows, he never had a girlfriend in his whole life. One day grandpa says to his grandson: "Boy, do you know what we did when we were your age?" "No, grandpa, what did you do?" "We went to Paris and visited the famous Moulin Rouge, we ate, we drank, we played with the girls tits, pissed at the bartenders bar and left without paying." Grandson is kind of fascinated by that idea. He can not stop thinking about it and one day he decided to try this on his own. Two weeks later grandpa is visiting is grandson. He finds his grandson totally bandaged and only with half of his teeth left. He asks what happened and his grandson replied: "You know, we went to Paris to visit the famous Moulin Rouge. We ate, we drank, we played with the girls tits, we pissed on the bartenders bar. And just as we wanted to leave without paying... the bastards beat us up beyond any recognition". Grandpa: "Who the hell was your tour operator?" Grandson: "TUI Travel... why? Who was yours?" Grandpa: "You know... ours was the Wehrmacht" PS. We are all just having a laugh here right? I do not want to express any personal political views. It's just a joke, nothing more, nothing less.
Nope, no offence there: pretty funny.
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In a little town in Germany grandpa is a little bit worried about his grandson. He is 18 years old and sitting in front of the computer all the day (dejavue?) and, as far as grandpa knows, he never had a girlfriend in his whole life. One day grandpa says to his grandson: "Boy, do you know what we did when we were your age?" "No, grandpa, what did you do?" "We went to Paris and visited the famous Moulin Rouge, we ate, we drank, we played with the girls tits, pissed at the bartenders bar and left without paying." Grandson is kind of fascinated by that idea. He can not stop thinking about it and one day he decided to try this on his own. Two weeks later grandpa is visiting is grandson. He finds his grandson totally bandaged and only with half of his teeth left. He asks what happened and his grandson replied: "You know, we went to Paris to visit the famous Moulin Rouge. We ate, we drank, we played with the girls tits, we pissed on the bartenders bar. And just as we wanted to leave without paying... the bastards beat us up beyond any recognition". Grandpa: "Who the hell was your tour operator?" Grandson: "TUI Travel... why? Who was yours?" Grandpa: "You know... ours was the Wehrmacht" PS. We are all just having a laugh here right? I do not want to express any personal political views. It's just a joke, nothing more, nothing less.
hoernchenmeister wrote:
PS. We are all just having a laugh here right? I do not want to express any personal political views. It's just a joke, nothing more, nothing less.
It's pretty bad when you have to put a disclaimer on a joke in the soap box so the masses understand it's a joke.
If it moves, compile it
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
PS. We are all just having a laugh here right? I do not want to express any personal political views. It's just a joke, nothing more, nothing less.
It's pretty bad when you have to put a disclaimer on a joke in the soap box so the masses understand it's a joke.
If it moves, compile it
One of my last ones (a priest joke) had an unforeseen impact ;)
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In a little town in Germany grandpa is a little bit worried about his grandson. He is 18 years old and sitting in front of the computer all the day (dejavue?) and, as far as grandpa knows, he never had a girlfriend in his whole life. One day grandpa says to his grandson: "Boy, do you know what we did when we were your age?" "No, grandpa, what did you do?" "We went to Paris and visited the famous Moulin Rouge, we ate, we drank, we played with the girls tits, pissed at the bartenders bar and left without paying." Grandson is kind of fascinated by that idea. He can not stop thinking about it and one day he decided to try this on his own. Two weeks later grandpa is visiting is grandson. He finds his grandson totally bandaged and only with half of his teeth left. He asks what happened and his grandson replied: "You know, we went to Paris to visit the famous Moulin Rouge. We ate, we drank, we played with the girls tits, we pissed on the bartenders bar. And just as we wanted to leave without paying... the bastards beat us up beyond any recognition". Grandpa: "Who the hell was your tour operator?" Grandson: "TUI Travel... why? Who was yours?" Grandpa: "You know... ours was the Wehrmacht" PS. We are all just having a laugh here right? I do not want to express any personal political views. It's just a joke, nothing more, nothing less.
You know, this isn't something to joke about... War is a serious matter. My grandfather died in World War 2....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . He fell down from the watchtower!
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