In highway road

kid sister

The police car, its siren blaring, raced in front of a speeding car and forced it to stop. A heavily built policeman got out and walked over. "Your name, please?" asked the policeman, taking out his notebook and pen. "Certainly, officer" replied the driver. "It’s Horatio Xerxes Laertes IdomeneusAeneas Asclepius Iphicles Menoeceus Memnon Philoctetes Tyndareus Hylas." The policeman thought for a moment, then looked at his notebook, shook his head and said: "I'll just give you a warning this time — don’t break the speed limit again."

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Mycroft Holmes

As a joke that is a little sad! :|

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realJSOP

Even if he gave him a warning, he'd still have to put the name on the warning. Joke FAIL.

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Roger Wright

Interesting... The cops give written warnings there? I've only seen that done in Colorado.

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CPallini

Do you plan to stop someday? :)

Veni, vidi, vici.

R Giskard Reventlov

Got one in Nevada a few years back from a 15 year old policeman. At least, that's how old he looked.

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CPallini

Nevada has pretty strange policemen (at least watching "fear and loating in Las Vegas" made me think so).

Veni, vidi, vici.

kid sister

CPallini wrote:

Do you plan to stop someday?

Of course, I'll stop when I complete my school life. But I won't kill you all by posting silly jokes(Ignore my first one). From tomorrow, again I'll be busy with school, homework, etc., :(( . See you all again on next weekend. Bye

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musefan

You could tell he had been working as a policeman for 15 years just by looking at him... impressive!

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wizardzz

They don't here, in fact a cop once punched my car after giving me a verbal warning.

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