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    This woman is 95 years old[^]. People thought she was dead, so they put her into a coffin waiting to be buried. But she disappeared after 6 days. Then she was found in the kitchen making rice porridge for herself. She said she woke up hungry (the coffin was not nailed, fortunately. story in chinese[^]).

    My Younger Son & His "PET"

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      This woman is 95 years old[^]. People thought she was dead, so they put her into a coffin waiting to be buried. But she disappeared after 6 days. Then she was found in the kitchen making rice porridge for herself. She said she woke up hungry (the coffin was not nailed, fortunately. story in chinese[^]).

      My Younger Son & His "PET"

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      You feel like laying one 95 year old chinese woman to rest and six days later you feel like doing another.

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        This woman is 95 years old[^]. People thought she was dead, so they put her into a coffin waiting to be buried. But she disappeared after 6 days. Then she was found in the kitchen making rice porridge for herself. She said she woke up hungry (the coffin was not nailed, fortunately. story in chinese[^]).

        My Younger Son & His "PET"

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        S Houghtelin
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        Is her name Polly? She's stone dead. Nononono, no, no! She's resting!

        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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          Is her name Polly? She's stone dead. Nononono, no, no! She's resting!

          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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          Notlob.

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            Notlob.

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            It don't work.

            It was broke, so I fixed it.

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              It don't work.

              It was broke, so I fixed it.

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              Dalek Dave
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              I'm sorry, I have a cold.

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                Is her name Polly? She's stone dead. Nononono, no, no! She's resting!

                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                Just having a bit of a lie-down. :) /ravi

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                • X Xiangyang Liu

                  This woman is 95 years old[^]. People thought she was dead, so they put her into a coffin waiting to be buried. But she disappeared after 6 days. Then she was found in the kitchen making rice porridge for herself. She said she woke up hungry (the coffin was not nailed, fortunately. story in chinese[^]).

                  My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                  A list of premature obituaries[^]

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                    This woman is 95 years old[^]. People thought she was dead, so they put her into a coffin waiting to be buried. But she disappeared after 6 days. Then she was found in the kitchen making rice porridge for herself. She said she woke up hungry (the coffin was not nailed, fortunately. story in chinese[^]).

                    My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                    It sounds like she has the making of a serial Lazarus.

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                      I'm sorry, I have a cold.

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                      I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly! :-D

                      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                        You feel like laying one 95 year old chinese woman to rest and six days later you feel like doing another.

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                        Dave - you have some very disturbing fetishes.

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