Grandpa and Grandson
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Grandpa and Grandson go out together for a day's fishing. At lunchtime, the man opens a can of cider. “Can I have some, Grandpa?” asks the boy. “I tell you what, son,” replies Grandpa. “Can your willy touch your backside?” “No, Grandpa.” “Then you can't have any cider.” Later on, Grandpa gets out his cigarettes. “Can I have one, Grandpa?” Grandpa replies, “Can your willy touch your backside?” “No.” “Then it's no to a cigarette.” On the way home, they pass a newsagent's and each of them buys a scratch card. Grandpa wins nothing, Grandson wins £5,000. “Are you going to share some of your winnings with me, son?” asks Grandpa. The boy replies, “I tell you what, can your willy touch your backside?” “It sure can,” replies Grandpa confidently. “Then go fuck yourself.”
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Grandpa and Grandson go out together for a day's fishing. At lunchtime, the man opens a can of cider. “Can I have some, Grandpa?” asks the boy. “I tell you what, son,” replies Grandpa. “Can your willy touch your backside?” “No, Grandpa.” “Then you can't have any cider.” Later on, Grandpa gets out his cigarettes. “Can I have one, Grandpa?” Grandpa replies, “Can your willy touch your backside?” “No.” “Then it's no to a cigarette.” On the way home, they pass a newsagent's and each of them buys a scratch card. Grandpa wins nothing, Grandson wins £5,000. “Are you going to share some of your winnings with me, son?” asks Grandpa. The boy replies, “I tell you what, can your willy touch your backside?” “It sure can,” replies Grandpa confidently. “Then go fuck yourself.”
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Old and poorly told... come on, you can do better!!
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Old and poorly told... come on, you can do better!!
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when she was suddenly attacked by a huge wolf. “At last, at last,” laughed the wolf. “I'm going to eat you all up.” “Oh sod it,” said Little Red Riding Hood, “doesn't anyone fuck these days?” Note : Yep, agree that's an old one but I searched CP. I had a plan to post old jokes(not reposts) between couple of new jokes. Thank you
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Grandpa and Grandson go out together for a day's fishing. At lunchtime, the man opens a can of cider. “Can I have some, Grandpa?” asks the boy. “I tell you what, son,” replies Grandpa. “Can your willy touch your backside?” “No, Grandpa.” “Then you can't have any cider.” Later on, Grandpa gets out his cigarettes. “Can I have one, Grandpa?” Grandpa replies, “Can your willy touch your backside?” “No.” “Then it's no to a cigarette.” On the way home, they pass a newsagent's and each of them buys a scratch card. Grandpa wins nothing, Grandson wins £5,000. “Are you going to share some of your winnings with me, son?” asks Grandpa. The boy replies, “I tell you what, can your willy touch your backside?” “It sure can,” replies Grandpa confidently. “Then go fuck yourself.”
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I wont call it a joke, i will call it dirty talking in a unexpected situation
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I wont call it a joke, i will call it dirty talking in a unexpected situation