JOTD
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A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that has haunted me all of my days on earth...." "Am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?" St. Peter said, "That is a question that only God can answer..." So... the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please---I must know---am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?" God simply replied, "You are what you are." The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more. St. Peter asked, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?" The zebra looked puzzled. "No! Sir, God simply said, you are what you are." St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then that answers it you are a white horse with black stripes." The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that?" "Because," said St. Peter, "If you were a black horse with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is'."
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that has haunted me all of my days on earth...." "Am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?" St. Peter said, "That is a question that only God can answer..." So... the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please---I must know---am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?" God simply replied, "You are what you are." The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more. St. Peter asked, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?" The zebra looked puzzled. "No! Sir, God simply said, you are what you are." St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then that answers it you are a white horse with black stripes." The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that?" "Because," said St. Peter, "If you were a black horse with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is'."
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that has haunted me all of my days on earth...." "Am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?" St. Peter said, "That is a question that only God can answer..." So... the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please---I must know---am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?" God simply replied, "You are what you are." The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more. St. Peter asked, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?" The zebra looked puzzled. "No! Sir, God simply said, you are what you are." St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then that answers it you are a white horse with black stripes." The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that?" "Because," said St. Peter, "If you were a black horse with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is'."
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Technology Digestified In Simple Sense...
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A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that has haunted me all of my days on earth...." "Am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?" St. Peter said, "That is a question that only God can answer..." So... the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please---I must know---am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?" God simply replied, "You are what you are." The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more. St. Peter asked, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?" The zebra looked puzzled. "No! Sir, God simply said, you are what you are." St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then that answers it you are a white horse with black stripes." The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that?" "Because," said St. Peter, "If you were a black horse with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is'."
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that has haunted me all of my days on earth...." "Am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?" St. Peter said, "That is a question that only God can answer..." So... the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please---I must know---am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?" God simply replied, "You are what you are." The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more. St. Peter asked, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?" The zebra looked puzzled. "No! Sir, God simply said, you are what you are." St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then that answers it you are a white horse with black stripes." The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that?" "Because," said St. Peter, "If you were a black horse with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is'."
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Oh hurray. Humor based on a racial stereotype. How disappointing.
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A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that has haunted me all of my days on earth...." "Am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?" St. Peter said, "That is a question that only God can answer..." So... the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please---I must know---am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?" God simply replied, "You are what you are." The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more. St. Peter asked, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?" The zebra looked puzzled. "No! Sir, God simply said, you are what you are." St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then that answers it you are a white horse with black stripes." The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that?" "Because," said St. Peter, "If you were a black horse with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is'."
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
:thumbsup: :-D
