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  • realJSOPR Online
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    ...in the front lawn, captured him, and named him "Univoter". It appears he's a juvenile checkered garter snake, common to this area. He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys He may look dumb but that's just a disguise... Uneasy Rider, by Charlie Daniels

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      ...in the front lawn, captured him, and named him "Univoter". It appears he's a juvenile checkered garter snake, common to this area. He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys He may look dumb but that's just a disguise... Uneasy Rider, by Charlie Daniels

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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      I voted you a one just for the fun of it. slither...slither...rattle...rattle...strike!!! squeal...die...

      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
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        ...in the front lawn, captured him, and named him "Univoter". It appears he's a juvenile checkered garter snake, common to this area. He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys He may look dumb but that's just a disguise... Uneasy Rider, by Charlie Daniels

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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        Pete OHanlon
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        I think people were 1 voting you because you didn't shoot it. Go on, have a 5 to compensate.

        *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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          I think people were 1 voting you because you didn't shoot it. Go on, have a 5 to compensate.

          *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

          "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

          realJSOPR Online
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          realJSOP
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          I don't generally shoot snakes.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            I don't generally shoot snakes.

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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            LanFanNinja
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            +5 for not shooting a non-poisonous snake. He will make you a nice pet! :thumbsup:

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              +5 for not shooting a non-poisonous snake. He will make you a nice pet! :thumbsup:

              realJSOPR Online
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              realJSOP
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              I'm only keeping him long enough to show to the wife when she gets home from work, and then it's back to the front yard with him.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                ...in the front lawn, captured him, and named him "Univoter". It appears he's a juvenile checkered garter snake, common to this area. He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys He may look dumb but that's just a disguise... Uneasy Rider, by Charlie Daniels

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                Gary R Wheeler
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                We have garter snakes here in Ohio. They're usually pretty small (12-18 inches), so they're a little hard to find. The rat snakes that are common here are easier since they're bigger (3-4 feet) and the ones around here are dark gray or black in color. They also like to sleep on our bike paths in the sun, which is where I see them.

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  ...in the front lawn, captured him, and named him "Univoter". It appears he's a juvenile checkered garter snake, common to this area. He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys He may look dumb but that's just a disguise... Uneasy Rider, by Charlie Daniels

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  RC_Sebastien_C
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                  Glad to see it was not on a plane!

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    I think people were 1 voting you because you didn't shoot it. Go on, have a 5 to compensate.

                    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                    zenwalker1985
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                    Thats very bad idea!! Never harm animals.

                    My cUr10U5 w0rlD

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      I'm only keeping him long enough to show to the wife when she gets home from work, and then it's back to the front yard with him.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      zenwalker1985
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                      well be careful, u might she might hit u in the face for the prank ;)

                      My cUr10U5 w0rlD

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        ...in the front lawn, captured him, and named him "Univoter". It appears he's a juvenile checkered garter snake, common to this area. He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys He may look dumb but that's just a disguise... Uneasy Rider, by Charlie Daniels

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        Roger Wright
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                        Most of those juveniles never grow up, John... :sigh:

                        Will Rogers never met me.

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          I'm only keeping him long enough to show to the wife when she gets home from work, and then it's back to the front yard with him.

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          Chris C B
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                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                          then it's back to the front yard with him.

                          Damn right! If it's not a threat, and you're not going to eat it, leave it be.

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                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            then it's back to the front yard with him.

                            Damn right! If it's not a threat, and you're not going to eat it, leave it be.

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                            kakan
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                            Have my 5, Sir!

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                              Thats very bad idea!! Never harm animals.

                              My cUr10U5 w0rlD

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              It was irony based on John's predilections. Sheesh, you seriously need to get an upgrade to humour 2.0. :rolleyes:

                              *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                                It was irony based on John's predilections. Sheesh, you seriously need to get an upgrade to humour 2.0. :rolleyes:

                                *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                                realJSOP
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                                V2.0 is no longer supported, and no new version is forthcoming - kind a like Silverlight...

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  V2.0 is no longer supported, and no new version is forthcoming - kind a like Silverlight...

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  I don't want to know about Metro humour. I suspect it's lame.

                                  *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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