At court
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The woman was up in court for a second time, filing for divorce. Three years earlier she had divorced her first husband because she claimed his “tackle” was too big. This time she wanted a divorce because her husband was “too small.” The judge granted her divorce but just before she left the court he gave her some words of warning. “Madam, this court does not want to see you here again so be careful how you choose a third husband. We have more important things to do than sort out the right fitting for you.”
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The woman was up in court for a second time, filing for divorce. Three years earlier she had divorced her first husband because she claimed his “tackle” was too big. This time she wanted a divorce because her husband was “too small.” The judge granted her divorce but just before she left the court he gave her some words of warning. “Madam, this court does not want to see you here again so be careful how you choose a third husband. We have more important things to do than sort out the right fitting for you.”
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Finally a joke I haven't heard before. Too bad the punchline is so anticlimactic. Keep 'em coming, I need some humour. :-)
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Finally a joke I haven't heard before. Too bad the punchline is so anticlimactic. Keep 'em coming, I need some humour. :-)
TheOtherCPian wrote:
anticlimactic.
Well, not most of jokes comes with this. But I found this joke is funny and some times I like anti-climax. Ex. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
TheOtherCPian wrote:
Keep 'em coming, I need some humour. :)
Sure I'll post.
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The woman was up in court for a second time, filing for divorce. Three years earlier she had divorced her first husband because she claimed his “tackle” was too big. This time she wanted a divorce because her husband was “too small.” The judge granted her divorce but just before she left the court he gave her some words of warning. “Madam, this court does not want to see you here again so be careful how you choose a third husband. We have more important things to do than sort out the right fitting for you.”
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Nope, had to donwvote that: not worthy - too old, too obvious.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Nope, had to donwvote that: not worthy - too old, too obvious.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Thank you, I'll filter my collection.
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