Drug dealers
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Instead of sending two convicted drug dealers to jail, the judge decides to give them both 250 hours of community service. “You will work in a drug rehabilitation centre, explaining to those poor addicts the evils of drug abuse. After your sentence you will return to me with a full report of your work.” The two drug dealers carry out the judge's wishes and return to him at the end of their sentence. “How did it go?” the judge asks the first man. “I managed to get 31 people off drugs,” he replies. “Well done, and how did you manage that?” “I drew two circles – one large and one small. I told them the large circle was the size of their brain before drugs, and the small circle was what their brain would be like after drugs.” The judge then asks the second man how he did. “I got 200 people off drugs,” he replies. “But that's staggering,” says the judge. “How did you manage that?” “Well, I drew two pictures – a small circle and a large circle. I showed them the small circle first and told them that was their arsehole before going into prison …”
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Instead of sending two convicted drug dealers to jail, the judge decides to give them both 250 hours of community service. “You will work in a drug rehabilitation centre, explaining to those poor addicts the evils of drug abuse. After your sentence you will return to me with a full report of your work.” The two drug dealers carry out the judge's wishes and return to him at the end of their sentence. “How did it go?” the judge asks the first man. “I managed to get 31 people off drugs,” he replies. “Well done, and how did you manage that?” “I drew two circles – one large and one small. I told them the large circle was the size of their brain before drugs, and the small circle was what their brain would be like after drugs.” The judge then asks the second man how he did. “I got 200 people off drugs,” he replies. “But that's staggering,” says the judge. “How did you manage that?” “Well, I drew two pictures – a small circle and a large circle. I showed them the small circle first and told them that was their arsehole before going into prison …”
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Hey soapboxhero. Your jokes would be funnier if you reformatted them after pasting them. Don't forget your audience...ever. ;)
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Hey soapboxhero. Your jokes would be funnier if you reformatted them after pasting them. Don't forget your audience...ever. ;)
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Slacker007 wrote:
Your jokes would be funnier if you reformatted them after pasting them.
Thanks for your suggestion. Hereafter I'll format before post.
Slacker007 wrote:
Hey soapboxhero. Don't forget your audience...ever. ;)
:)
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Instead of sending two convicted drug dealers to jail, the judge decides to give them both 250 hours of community service. “You will work in a drug rehabilitation centre, explaining to those poor addicts the evils of drug abuse. After your sentence you will return to me with a full report of your work.” The two drug dealers carry out the judge's wishes and return to him at the end of their sentence. “How did it go?” the judge asks the first man. “I managed to get 31 people off drugs,” he replies. “Well done, and how did you manage that?” “I drew two circles – one large and one small. I told them the large circle was the size of their brain before drugs, and the small circle was what their brain would be like after drugs.” The judge then asks the second man how he did. “I got 200 people off drugs,” he replies. “But that's staggering,” says the judge. “How did you manage that?” “Well, I drew two pictures – a small circle and a large circle. I showed them the small circle first and told them that was their arsehole before going into prison …”
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That's older than me!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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That's older than me!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
does that mean there is a hieroglyphs version?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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does that mean there is a hieroglyphs version?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
I read it in Linear A.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I read it in Linear A.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I call foul, (not the chicken kind) - drugs werent illegal so they could not be convicted, if you were a citizen you could do just about anything you wanted, if you werent you could have done to you juat about anything a citizen wanted to do to you
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.