One night stand
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There was a convention on in town and all the available accommodation was taken up by the visiting delegates. “I'm sorry, Sir, there isn't a room anywhere, the only bed I've got left means you'll have to share a room with one of our local residents and he snores so loudly you won't get any sleep at all.” The weary traveler considered it for a moment and then smiled. “No problem,” he said, “I don't mind sharing.” The next morning, the man went to check out. “Well, sir, you look well rested, you must have slept well, how did you manage it with all that snoring?” “I wasn't disturbed at all,” replied the man. “Before I went to sleep I blew the other man a kiss and said, ‘Sleep well darling.’ He stayed awake all night watching me.”
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There was a convention on in town and all the available accommodation was taken up by the visiting delegates. “I'm sorry, Sir, there isn't a room anywhere, the only bed I've got left means you'll have to share a room with one of our local residents and he snores so loudly you won't get any sleep at all.” The weary traveler considered it for a moment and then smiled. “No problem,” he said, “I don't mind sharing.” The next morning, the man went to check out. “Well, sir, you look well rested, you must have slept well, how did you manage it with all that snoring?” “I wasn't disturbed at all,” replied the man. “Before I went to sleep I blew the other man a kiss and said, ‘Sleep well darling.’ He stayed awake all night watching me.”
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