Well that didn't work...
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It is said that making love is a wonderful way to make up after an argument. Well I tried this and it didn't help one bit. The traffic warden still issued me a ticket.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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It is said that making love is a wonderful way to make up after an argument. Well I tried this and it didn't help one bit. The traffic warden still issued me a ticket.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
The traffic warden still issued me a ticket.
for going the wrong way on a one way road?
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
The traffic warden still issued me a ticket.
for going the wrong way on a one way road?
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
It is said that making love is a wonderful way to make up after an argument. Well I tried this and it didn't help one bit. The traffic warden still issued me a ticket.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Did you learn a different set of hand signals?, is that what got you in trouble. :)
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It is said that making love is a wonderful way to make up after an argument. Well I tried this and it didn't help one bit. The traffic warden still issued me a ticket.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
For the most part women need interpretors but when they say "You're doing it wrong" no interpretation is needed ;P
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
The traffic warden still issued me a ticket.
for going the wrong way on a one way road?
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Might've been the punctured rubber...
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Or may be for riding too quick?
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
