Temps!
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Ah there are 2 temps in the office today. Not programmers, but spreadsheet jockeys, I've deciphered [^] They look like children. Now I'm 30 in 60 days, but these kids look like kids. Is this a Dickens story, where 11 year olds got real jobs? On another note, I went to see a friend's sketch group perform at his University 2 weekends ago, that was the first time I felt old, in my life
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Lol, in 60 days you will have the bad one. 30 sucked. I intentionally call late teens, early twenties children. It ticks them off.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
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Ah there are 2 temps in the office today. Not programmers, but spreadsheet jockeys, I've deciphered [^] They look like children. Now I'm 30 in 60 days, but these kids look like kids. Is this a Dickens story, where 11 year olds got real jobs? On another note, I went to see a friend's sketch group perform at his University 2 weekends ago, that was the first time I felt old, in my life
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
wizardzz wrote:
They look like children.
Be nice to them. Their parents may be cousins of your CEO. :)
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wizardzz wrote:
They look like children.
Be nice to them. Their parents may be cousins of your CEO. :)
Good call. At my old job, there was an HR temp that looked a little young. After watching a grown man hit on her, the HR manager sent an e-mail introducing her 15 year old daughter as the summer temp. :doh:
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Lol, in 60 days you will have the bad one. 30 sucked. I intentionally call late teens, early twenties children. It ticks them off.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
The problem is that I look young. I was at a NYE party this year and everyone was asking "What is your major?" The problem with people that age is they don't know how to drink and like to get violent really quick. It's safer to hang out with retired hipsters like myself.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Lol, in 60 days you will have the bad one. 30 sucked. I intentionally call late teens, early twenties children. It ticks them off.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
30 sucked.
30 is when you barely getting started, ask any 50 year old.
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Good call. At my old job, there was an HR temp that looked a little young. After watching a grown man hit on her, the HR manager sent an e-mail introducing her 15 year old daughter as the summer temp. :doh:
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
At my last job one of our IT support guys lost his job after getting it on with the 15 year old daughter of the HR manager. Although he was only in his late teens, and last I heard they were still together so the HR manager couldn't have been that concerned about their relationship.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Good call. At my old job, there was an HR temp that looked a little young. After watching a grown man hit on her, the HR manager sent an e-mail introducing her 15 year old daughter as the summer temp. :doh:
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
I wasn't aware that you could work at an office under 16:~
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Ah there are 2 temps in the office today. Not programmers, but spreadsheet jockeys, I've deciphered [^] They look like children. Now I'm 30 in 60 days, but these kids look like kids. Is this a Dickens story, where 11 year olds got real jobs? On another note, I went to see a friend's sketch group perform at his University 2 weekends ago, that was the first time I felt old, in my life
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
I don't remember growing older. One thing to I love to point out to those with fewer years them myself: "You'll be a lot older then I am when you reach my age" Where the difference really shows is my expectations from music, cinema, etc, all of which seem to have become forgotten arts.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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I wasn't aware that you could work at an office under 16:~
------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
You could if your mom is HR manager. :)
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Ah there are 2 temps in the office today. Not programmers, but spreadsheet jockeys, I've deciphered [^] They look like children. Now I'm 30 in 60 days, but these kids look like kids. Is this a Dickens story, where 11 year olds got real jobs? On another note, I went to see a friend's sketch group perform at his University 2 weekends ago, that was the first time I felt old, in my life
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
You are not going to be 30, you will be 29A.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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You are not going to be 30, you will be 29A.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Ummm, you mean 1E...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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Ah there are 2 temps in the office today. Not programmers, but spreadsheet jockeys, I've deciphered [^] They look like children. Now I'm 30 in 60 days, but these kids look like kids. Is this a Dickens story, where 11 year olds got real jobs? On another note, I went to see a friend's sketch group perform at his University 2 weekends ago, that was the first time I felt old, in my life
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Just wait, it only gets worse.
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You are not going to be 30, you will be 29A.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
I still try for 35 and a bit. Okay it's a elephant big bit, but a bit none the less.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Ummm, you mean 1E...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997I do not. I am happy to age in base 10, but at thirty I decided that I needed to delay the inevitable so reassigned the next few years. I went back to normal at 38, but I will be 45 in 25 days, and that's a record!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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I wasn't aware that you could work at an office under 16:~
------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
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I do not. I am happy to age in base 10, but at thirty I decided that I needed to delay the inevitable so reassigned the next few years. I went back to normal at 38, but I will be 45 in 25 days, and that's a record!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
I will be 45 in 25 days
You old b'tard! :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I do not. I am happy to age in base 10, but at thirty I decided that I needed to delay the inevitable so reassigned the next few years. I went back to normal at 38, but I will be 45 in 25 days, and that's a record!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Only for you, sunshine! :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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wizardzz wrote:
They look like children.
Be nice to them. Their parents may be cousins of your CEO. :)
They may be the CEO soon
Failure is not an option; it's the default selection.
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Ah there are 2 temps in the office today. Not programmers, but spreadsheet jockeys, I've deciphered [^] They look like children. Now I'm 30 in 60 days, but these kids look like kids. Is this a Dickens story, where 11 year olds got real jobs? On another note, I went to see a friend's sketch group perform at his University 2 weekends ago, that was the first time I felt old, in my life
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
I love getting tagged as my daughter's sister. She hates it. I'll be 45 this year but usually get pegged for early thirties. I love seeing the expression on peoples' faces when I say I have a 21 year old son in college. I've had a couple of people ask if I had a kid when I was 12. Sometimes they think I'm pulling their leg. My daugther who is 18 almost 19 looks about 12. I was letting her drive one day and the individual at the drive thru asked how old she was. She said my daughter didn't look old enough to drive.
If you can’t have fun at work, then why go to work?
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I love getting tagged as my daughter's sister. She hates it. I'll be 45 this year but usually get pegged for early thirties. I love seeing the expression on peoples' faces when I say I have a 21 year old son in college. I've had a couple of people ask if I had a kid when I was 12. Sometimes they think I'm pulling their leg. My daugther who is 18 almost 19 looks about 12. I was letting her drive one day and the individual at the drive thru asked how old she was. She said my daughter didn't look old enough to drive.
If you can’t have fun at work, then why go to work?
That's pretty funny. My fiance is 26 and still gets carded very hard for tobacco products.
CARisk3 wrote:
I love seeing the expression on peoples' faces when I say I have a 21 year old son in college.
I bet his college buddies give him a ton of sunshine! I had a coworker that was 40 something and most people didn't know it. She was even a grandmother which pretty much nobody believed either.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
