When statues get alive
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For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
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For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
Just a thought came like the breeze in my thinking machine called as mind, what if i were a statue and get a life for 30 minutes.... . . . . I will never crap only a pegion, but also the crows and other birds who made me a statue of shit.. ;P What would you like to do if you were a statue and have a life as short as 30 minutes... [Modified to change its Message type]
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Just a thought came like the breeze in my thinking machine called as mind, what if i were a statue and get a life for 30 minutes.... . . . . I will never crap only a pegion, but also the crows and other birds who made me a statue of shit.. ;P What would you like to do if you were a statue and have a life as short as 30 minutes... [Modified to change its Message type]
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Just a thought came like the breeze in my thinking machine called as mind, what if i were a statue and get a life for 30 minutes.... . . . . I will never crap only a pegion, but also the crows and other birds who made me a statue of shit.. ;P What would you like to do if you were a statue and have a life as short as 30 minutes... [Modified to change its Message type]
Rampage!:mad:
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For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."