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    Nagy Vilmos
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    There is no water as there is a plumber fixing something. That means nothing coming out of the hot water dispensing machine. So I can't make a coffee. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh!


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      There is no water as there is a plumber fixing something. That means nothing coming out of the hot water dispensing machine. So I can't make a coffee. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh!


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Single Step Debugger
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      Grab some water from the flushing cistern, chew some coffee beans until operation to keep your vitals. Desperate times require desperate measures.

      There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        Grab some water from the flushing cistern, chew some coffee beans until operation to keep your vitals. Desperate times require desperate measures.

        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        I can keep going until the shakes stop me hitting the right keys. # news flash # The water is on, I'm orf to make a coffee...


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          There is no water as there is a plumber fixing something. That means nothing coming out of the hot water dispensing machine. So I can't make a coffee. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh!


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Simon_Whale
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          Relax, go to your desk draw and pull out the "water" Disaster recovery document, follow the steps outlined and you wont care as the G&T will of quenched your thirst!

          Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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            Relax, go to your desk draw and pull out the "water" Disaster recovery document, follow the steps outlined and you wont care as the G&T will of quenched your thirst!

            Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Monday afters would be a bad time for emergency Gin. I'm barely awake as it is and I'm trying to right write a shell script... [See! I canna even spell!]


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              There is no water as there is a plumber fixing something. That means nothing coming out of the hot water dispensing machine. So I can't make a coffee. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh!


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Lost User
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              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

              no water

              Set aside some dehydrated water for the next time.

              Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns

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                Monday afters would be a bad time for emergency Gin. I'm barely awake as it is and I'm trying to right write a shell script... [See! I canna even spell!]


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Simon_Whale
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                you want too come and work were I do, my colleague falls asleep most days. Worst thing is he's sat next to the IT manager and gets away with it!

                Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  There is no water as there is a plumber fixing something. That means nothing coming out of the hot water dispensing machine. So I can't make a coffee. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh!


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  cpkilekofp
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                  Got any bottled water? that plus coffee grounds plus a microwave equals cowboy coffee (throw the grounds into a cup, pour the bottle until the cup is full, then boil it in the microwave until the water level drops about 10%). Tastes like a percolater :| but it will get the job done.

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                    you want too come and work were I do, my colleague falls asleep most days. Worst thing is he's sat next to the IT manager and gets away with it!

                    Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                    Corporal Agarn
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                    His having pictures of said manager might have something to do with it? :laugh:

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                      His having pictures of said manager might have something to do with it? :laugh:

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                      Simon_Whale
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                      we have been working out what he has on him! pictures, video's or pictures, it is very close to asking out right what he has on the boss so we can get in on the game.

                      Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        There is no water as there is a plumber fixing something. That means nothing coming out of the hot water dispensing machine. So I can't make a coffee. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh!


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        Nelek
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                        Well you can always get your emergency bottle out of you hide and make a Carajillo[^] ;P

                        Regards. -------- M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpfull answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          There is no water as there is a plumber fixing something. That means nothing coming out of the hot water dispensing machine. So I can't make a coffee. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh!


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          zwickerr
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                          There must be a Starbucks nearby. They're everywhere.

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