I'm back.......with Nuns & Girls
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First, thanks to mark merrens[^] Nuns
Mother Superior was talking to one of her young nuns. "Sister, if you were out late at night on your own and a man attacked you, what would you do?" "I would lift up my habit" she replied. "Goodness me, and then what would you do?" "I would tell him to drop his pants." "Oh, Lord! Save us!" uttered the shocked Mother Superior. "And then what?" "I would run away as fast as I could, and I can run much faster with my habit up, than he can with his trousers down." Girls
Three beautiful young girls are walking along the beach when they come across a man sunbathing. He has no arms or legs. The first girl goes up to him and says, "Have you ever been hugged?" The man shakes his head, so she bends down and gives him a big hug. The second girl asks him if he has ever been kissed. Again he shakes his head so she bends down and gives him a long lingering kiss. Then the third girl asks him if he has ever been fucked. "No, no," he stammers, his face lighting up in anticipation. "Well, you are now," she replies "the tides coming in."
S:love:apb:love:xj:love:ker My previous jokes
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First, thanks to mark merrens[^] Nuns
Mother Superior was talking to one of her young nuns. "Sister, if you were out late at night on your own and a man attacked you, what would you do?" "I would lift up my habit" she replied. "Goodness me, and then what would you do?" "I would tell him to drop his pants." "Oh, Lord! Save us!" uttered the shocked Mother Superior. "And then what?" "I would run away as fast as I could, and I can run much faster with my habit up, than he can with his trousers down." Girls
Three beautiful young girls are walking along the beach when they come across a man sunbathing. He has no arms or legs. The first girl goes up to him and says, "Have you ever been hugged?" The man shakes his head, so she bends down and gives him a big hug. The second girl asks him if he has ever been kissed. Again he shakes his head so she bends down and gives him a long lingering kiss. Then the third girl asks him if he has ever been fucked. "No, no," he stammers, his face lighting up in anticipation. "Well, you are now," she replies "the tides coming in."
S:love:apb:love:xj:love:ker My previous jokes
My pleasure, tho no idea why. The first 'joke' isn't really a joke but the second is very funny. :thumbsup:
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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My pleasure, tho no idea why. The first 'joke' isn't really a joke but the second is very funny. :thumbsup:
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
mark merrens wrote:
My pleasure, tho no idea why.
He has included the link in his message. I think he took a vacation after your advice.
thatraja
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mark merrens wrote:
My pleasure, tho no idea why.
He has included the link in his message. I think he took a vacation after your advice.
thatraja
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Doh! Slaps head with hand. Ta.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me