How to Park Aeroplane [not]
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A jet rolled off the taxiway of the world's busiest airport in Atlanta, in the early hours of the morning on Tuesday.
Now I'm sorry but those aprons are elephant big spaces. How? How the elephant do you miss the edge? [why oh why oh why can't I spell?] [Aeroplane now. Happy Dave?]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A plane for pirates, of course.
Buccaneer?[^] or Corsair?[^]
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A jet rolled off the taxiway of the world's busiest airport in Atlanta, in the early hours of the morning on Tuesday.
Now I'm sorry but those aprons are elephant big spaces. How? How the elephant do you miss the edge? [why oh why oh why can't I spell?] [Aeroplane now. Happy Dave?]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Perhaps the Captain of the Costa Concordia has a new career.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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It was a brake test. I think he failed. "The World's busiest airport in Atlanta"? What about the world's busiest airports that are not in Atlanta? BTW WTF is an Arplane?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
BTW WTF is an Arplane?
I have no idea. fixed it [I think]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Dalek Dave wrote:
BTW WTF is an Arplane?
I have no idea. fixed it [I think]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Ok, now this 'Airplane' thing you are talking about...is it anything like what we in the UK call an "Aeroplane"? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/aeroplane[^]? What are you, a yank in disguise? tsk tsk.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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It was a brake test. I think he failed. "The World's busiest airport in Atlanta"? What about the world's busiest airports that are not in Atlanta? BTW WTF is an Arplane?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
What about the world's busiest airports that are not in Atlanta?
I think every airport[^] has some sort of claim on this. Even Luton gets in on the act!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Ok, now this 'Airplane' thing you are talking about...is it anything like what we in the UK call an "Aeroplane"? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/aeroplane[^]? What are you, a yank in disguise? tsk tsk.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
I really should have just stuck to jet or 737. :sigh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A plane for pirates, of course.
Awesome answer. Thanks for brightening my day. :)
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It was a brake test. I think he failed. "The World's busiest airport in Atlanta"? What about the world's busiest airports that are not in Atlanta? BTW WTF is an Arplane?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
BTW WTF is an Arplane?
It's a plane with a primary cargo manifest comprised of AR-15s.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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It was a brake test. I think he failed. "The World's busiest airport in Atlanta"? What about the world's busiest airports that are not in Atlanta? BTW WTF is an Arplane?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Actually, it was an engine test (they work), and they had a brake failure. And you think you have bad days :)
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