Question of the day
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Would you pass a formal driving test, written and road, if you took it today?
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"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Recently, I did actually pass some one on the right. Technically, it wasn't illegal because there wasn't a road on the right.
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Would you pass a formal driving test, written and road, if you took it today?
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Yes and did so a couple of weeks ago.
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Would you pass a formal driving test, written and road, if you took it today?
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Based upon what I see on the roads, there's nothing formal about driving that I can surmise. :)
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Would you pass a formal driving test, written and road, if you took it today?
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Recently, I did actually pass some one on the right. Technically, it wasn't illegal because there wasn't a road on the right.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
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Caydence wrote:
Probably not.
I thought the same thing. :sigh:
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)In fact, I had forgotten to renew my license a few years ago. Thankfully I was only two weeks after expiration, so they didn't make me take any tests. I was quite worried. :)
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I got an 80% when I took my road driving test, and I haven't gotten any better at parallel parking...
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So driving in the shoulder is suddenly legal?
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
If there had been a shoulder I am sure it would be illegal but considering I was passing two drunk drivers in two pickup trucks creating a rolling roadblock because it was "funny" I would probably have been the least of the Sheriff's concern.
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harold aptroot wrote:
Is that question meant for people who actually have a drivers license, or everyone?
The question was really intended for all people whose first name is Bob and live in the Northern Hemisphere and who only drive on Thursdays at 1pm, while wearing a green scarf. ;)
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
harold aptroot wrote:
Is that question meant for people who actually have a drivers license, or everyone?
The question was really intended for all people whose first name is Bob and live in the Northern Hemisphere and who only drive on Thursdays at 1pm, while wearing a green scarf. ;)
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Reminds me of that segment from "Over the Top" where the dad has the kid drive the truck since the kid thinks it's oh so simple. I imagine truck driving can be stressful at times.
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Mike Hankey wrote:
only bee stopped once in my life
Well yeah, because you only get one stinger.
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I knew there was a logical explaination.
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Would you pass a formal driving test, written and road, if you took it today?
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Not in New Jersey for sure. IIRC half of the questions in the test were related to automatically remembering useless numbers related to the fines, how many beers are equal to three shots of liquor, in which hours of the day you can drive with conditional license, on which month you have to change your tires with a winter tires etc. I have a co-workers from New York who struggles to pass the test here because of the very many questions barely related to your driving skills. Back in Bulgaria – yes most likely. There the test is manly based on pictures and cartoons on a real situations on the road and you have to give the correct answer based on them. And for experience driver it will be a no-brainer.
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Would you pass a formal driving test, written and road, if you took it today?
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)No way I would pass, been a non driver for too long.
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No way I would pass, been a non driver for too long.
Timothy Wolfram wrote:
No way I would pass, been a non driver for too long.
You are not missing anything, trust me. :)
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Only if the road test allowed me to swear at other road users, change CDs and cope with kids being sick in the back seat.
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I have two driving modes. 0. In the family car, sedate and sensible with only occasional swaering. 1. In the TA, totally relaxed as everyone on the road gives me priority as the look and think "What the elephant is that?"
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Recently, I did actually pass some one on the right. Technically, it wasn't illegal because there wasn't a road on the right.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
Every time I drive now, the first check is what side am I driving on because Hungary and the UK drive on the opposite sides. Of course I never drive down the road only realising I'm on the wrong side when some idiot is driving head on at me. :rolleyes:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Am I allowed to intimidate the instructor?
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Would you pass a formal driving test, written and road, if you took it today?
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Maybe, but this cubicle doesn't corner very well.
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Would you pass a formal driving test, written and road, if you took it today?
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
