Some people just can't take a joke.
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This is copied directly from my friend's facebook status. If/when it makes the news, I hope they include the victim's joke in the story. It's not everyday you see someone get stabbed in a subway!! So the girl in front of me ordered a foot long the guy behind me proceeded to tell her he'd give her a foot long for free points to his crotch. The girls boyfriend walks out she tells him what happened and bam knife gets pulled and the guy got stabbed in the leg.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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This is copied directly from my friend's facebook status. If/when it makes the news, I hope they include the victim's joke in the story. It's not everyday you see someone get stabbed in a subway!! So the girl in front of me ordered a foot long the guy behind me proceeded to tell her he'd give her a foot long for free points to his crotch. The girls boyfriend walks out she tells him what happened and bam knife gets pulled and the guy got stabbed in the leg.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
In a dirty burger bar late at night many years ago and my mate is chatting up some girl, drunkenly and without finesse, telling her how fit she is. Asks her if she has a boyfriend, yes she says. Where is he, behind you she says. Turns and looks up at boyfriend "you lucky bastard" and then back to chatting the girl up. She got her burger and left with the boyfriend who accepted a handshake from my mate as they left.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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In a dirty burger bar late at night many years ago and my mate is chatting up some girl, drunkenly and without finesse, telling her how fit she is. Asks her if she has a boyfriend, yes she says. Where is he, behind you she says. Turns and looks up at boyfriend "you lucky bastard" and then back to chatting the girl up. She got her burger and left with the boyfriend who accepted a handshake from my mate as they left.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I always took it as a compliment if someone fancied my girlfriend/wife but I might have been a bit miffed at someone offering her a foot long. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I always took it as a compliment if someone fancied my girlfriend/wife but I might have been a bit miffed at someone offering her a foot long. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Months back, some guy tried to buy my fiancee a drink, I was within listening distance and got upset when she turned down the free drink. "Next time ask for 2, then hand one to me and properly introduce me." This was I wasn't working. My fiancee continues to get hit on by girls, and the engaged status doesn't throw them off for some reason.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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I always took it as a compliment if someone fancied my girlfriend/wife but I might have been a bit miffed at someone offering her a foot long. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
i guess there should be a sign board worn my girls if they are already with a fiance/bf.
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I always took it as a compliment if someone fancied my girlfriend/wife but I might have been a bit miffed at someone offering her a foot long. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
I have to agree. There's a lad at Mrs Wife's work who took a fancy to her when she returned to Budapest. One day he invited her out for a drink after work and she turned him down by informing the lad that she had to pick the girls up from school. Oh and he's closer in age to them then to her. :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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i guess there should be a sign board worn my girls if they are already with a fiance/bf.