Opening can of worms : Question ?
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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to." The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me". The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?" After a few minutes God said, "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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virang_21 wrote:
what is more "special" am I missing?
Well, I've found that when a woman learns I'm capable of licking my eyebrows, she usually doesn't complain, but rather lives in a world of hope. I therefore suggest another beer or three, followed by consideration an exercise program to learn the skill* * once technique is learned, the chances of procuring any woman's favors is greatly enhanced.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Gather the rest of your courage and self respect and RUN.
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Looks to me like she told you what's missing. I bet you're not much of a debugger, are you...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Good point. He's getting clearer error messages than Visual Studio ever gave me, but still can't figure it out.
Will Rogers never met me.
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virang_21 wrote:
Took me few beers to post this
Have a few more and it won't bother you so much. Seriously, either she's a needy, clingy whiner you're best shut of, or you're a neglectful, self-centered twit and she could do a lot better. There's no way to tell which with the information give, but there's a clue in the fact that, rather than talking it out with her, you're asking a bunch of geeks for relationship advice.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Women aren't as easy to understand as computers.
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she wants you to buy her something shiny
Pedis ex oris Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur
Tin foil hats are available in the Soapbox.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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A can of worms, once opened, requires a larger can to re-contain! Dave.
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Looks to me like she told you what's missing. I bet you're not much of a debugger, are you...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997He is more of a bugger than a debugger! ;P