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    I hate dogs. Smelly, demanding, greedy, big, imposing, etc. But, under relentless pressure, I sucumbed, and agreed that the wife and kiddy could get one. So, 400 euros later, we have a dalmation. As far as dogs go, I can see this is not a bad one. Doesnt chew stuff up, and is generally OK. But I still hate the *bitch*. At least, I thought, it will sotp the wild cats coming in the house and eating our cat food. But no! The only freaing cat scared of it is one of ours! Its so frfeaking scared it wont even come downstairs! So the poor, very nice, old, lovelly cat, is housebound to the upper floor! Where it now has a grit tray and all its food! Wild cats, our dog couldnt give a shit about! Useless fucking thing! So anyway, now it has grown out of puppy hood, and it s big bastard, at 25 kgs already, it has started its period and is now leaving blood everywhere. X| So wifey decides to get it a 'nappy'. Like a kind of massive panty liner built into a kind of jock strap looking thing, strapped around its arse with its tail pokeing out. And man does it look stupid! It is walking around like it is constipated! :laugh: :laugh: Its is gong to cost another few hundred to have it neutered, but at least that will solve the menstrual blood all over the house problem... Fucking dogs, smelly, stupid, demanding, big greedy fuckkers that they are! :mad:

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      I hate dogs. Smelly, demanding, greedy, big, imposing, etc. But, under relentless pressure, I sucumbed, and agreed that the wife and kiddy could get one. So, 400 euros later, we have a dalmation. As far as dogs go, I can see this is not a bad one. Doesnt chew stuff up, and is generally OK. But I still hate the *bitch*. At least, I thought, it will sotp the wild cats coming in the house and eating our cat food. But no! The only freaing cat scared of it is one of ours! Its so frfeaking scared it wont even come downstairs! So the poor, very nice, old, lovelly cat, is housebound to the upper floor! Where it now has a grit tray and all its food! Wild cats, our dog couldnt give a shit about! Useless fucking thing! So anyway, now it has grown out of puppy hood, and it s big bastard, at 25 kgs already, it has started its period and is now leaving blood everywhere. X| So wifey decides to get it a 'nappy'. Like a kind of massive panty liner built into a kind of jock strap looking thing, strapped around its arse with its tail pokeing out. And man does it look stupid! It is walking around like it is constipated! :laugh: :laugh: Its is gong to cost another few hundred to have it neutered, but at least that will solve the menstrual blood all over the house problem... Fucking dogs, smelly, stupid, demanding, big greedy fuckkers that they are! :mad:

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      I am not a pet person, or I wasn't at least. My wife and I were discussing what kind of cute lil fuzzy to get for my daughter who has been going crazy over getting a pet. My wife happens to be a dog person. I said that if it has to be a dog then we would not get a pet at all. We got a Persian kitten, and are very happy with it. I would never get a dog. I think they are stupid, smelly, etc..

      If it moves, compile it

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        I hate dogs. Smelly, demanding, greedy, big, imposing, etc. But, under relentless pressure, I sucumbed, and agreed that the wife and kiddy could get one. So, 400 euros later, we have a dalmation. As far as dogs go, I can see this is not a bad one. Doesnt chew stuff up, and is generally OK. But I still hate the *bitch*. At least, I thought, it will sotp the wild cats coming in the house and eating our cat food. But no! The only freaing cat scared of it is one of ours! Its so frfeaking scared it wont even come downstairs! So the poor, very nice, old, lovelly cat, is housebound to the upper floor! Where it now has a grit tray and all its food! Wild cats, our dog couldnt give a shit about! Useless fucking thing! So anyway, now it has grown out of puppy hood, and it s big bastard, at 25 kgs already, it has started its period and is now leaving blood everywhere. X| So wifey decides to get it a 'nappy'. Like a kind of massive panty liner built into a kind of jock strap looking thing, strapped around its arse with its tail pokeing out. And man does it look stupid! It is walking around like it is constipated! :laugh: :laugh: Its is gong to cost another few hundred to have it neutered, but at least that will solve the menstrual blood all over the house problem... Fucking dogs, smelly, stupid, demanding, big greedy fuckkers that they are! :mad:

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        What the pachyderm do you like? You pachyderming bitch and moan about pachyderming everything. Mind you, I agree about dogs; smelly dirty elephants.

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          I hate dogs. Smelly, demanding, greedy, big, imposing, etc. But, under relentless pressure, I sucumbed, and agreed that the wife and kiddy could get one. So, 400 euros later, we have a dalmation. As far as dogs go, I can see this is not a bad one. Doesnt chew stuff up, and is generally OK. But I still hate the *bitch*. At least, I thought, it will sotp the wild cats coming in the house and eating our cat food. But no! The only freaing cat scared of it is one of ours! Its so frfeaking scared it wont even come downstairs! So the poor, very nice, old, lovelly cat, is housebound to the upper floor! Where it now has a grit tray and all its food! Wild cats, our dog couldnt give a shit about! Useless fucking thing! So anyway, now it has grown out of puppy hood, and it s big bastard, at 25 kgs already, it has started its period and is now leaving blood everywhere. X| So wifey decides to get it a 'nappy'. Like a kind of massive panty liner built into a kind of jock strap looking thing, strapped around its arse with its tail pokeing out. And man does it look stupid! It is walking around like it is constipated! :laugh: :laugh: Its is gong to cost another few hundred to have it neutered, but at least that will solve the menstrual blood all over the house problem... Fucking dogs, smelly, stupid, demanding, big greedy fuckkers that they are! :mad:

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          Erudite_Eric wrote:

          it has started its period and is now leaving blood everywhere.....
          Its is gong to cost another few hundred to have it neutered

          :confused: Hermaphrodite? Probablly want to get it spayed as well ;P

          Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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            Erudite_Eric wrote:

            it has started its period and is now leaving blood everywhere.....
            Its is gong to cost another few hundred to have it neutered

            :confused: Hermaphrodite? Probablly want to get it spayed as well ;P

            Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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            Just get it's junk clipped. That will work all around. (Just hope you don't have to pay double).

            If it moves, compile it

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              I hate dogs. Smelly, demanding, greedy, big, imposing, etc. But, under relentless pressure, I sucumbed, and agreed that the wife and kiddy could get one. So, 400 euros later, we have a dalmation. As far as dogs go, I can see this is not a bad one. Doesnt chew stuff up, and is generally OK. But I still hate the *bitch*. At least, I thought, it will sotp the wild cats coming in the house and eating our cat food. But no! The only freaing cat scared of it is one of ours! Its so frfeaking scared it wont even come downstairs! So the poor, very nice, old, lovelly cat, is housebound to the upper floor! Where it now has a grit tray and all its food! Wild cats, our dog couldnt give a shit about! Useless fucking thing! So anyway, now it has grown out of puppy hood, and it s big bastard, at 25 kgs already, it has started its period and is now leaving blood everywhere. X| So wifey decides to get it a 'nappy'. Like a kind of massive panty liner built into a kind of jock strap looking thing, strapped around its arse with its tail pokeing out. And man does it look stupid! It is walking around like it is constipated! :laugh: :laugh: Its is gong to cost another few hundred to have it neutered, but at least that will solve the menstrual blood all over the house problem... Fucking dogs, smelly, stupid, demanding, big greedy fuckkers that they are! :mad:

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              So why are you holding back tell us what you really think. :)

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                I hate dogs. Smelly, demanding, greedy, big, imposing, etc. But, under relentless pressure, I sucumbed, and agreed that the wife and kiddy could get one. So, 400 euros later, we have a dalmation. As far as dogs go, I can see this is not a bad one. Doesnt chew stuff up, and is generally OK. But I still hate the *bitch*. At least, I thought, it will sotp the wild cats coming in the house and eating our cat food. But no! The only freaing cat scared of it is one of ours! Its so frfeaking scared it wont even come downstairs! So the poor, very nice, old, lovelly cat, is housebound to the upper floor! Where it now has a grit tray and all its food! Wild cats, our dog couldnt give a shit about! Useless fucking thing! So anyway, now it has grown out of puppy hood, and it s big bastard, at 25 kgs already, it has started its period and is now leaving blood everywhere. X| So wifey decides to get it a 'nappy'. Like a kind of massive panty liner built into a kind of jock strap looking thing, strapped around its arse with its tail pokeing out. And man does it look stupid! It is walking around like it is constipated! :laugh: :laugh: Its is gong to cost another few hundred to have it neutered, but at least that will solve the menstrual blood all over the house problem... Fucking dogs, smelly, stupid, demanding, big greedy fuckkers that they are! :mad:

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                What are you going to do with that shelter dog that died because you had to buy a dog?

                "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                  I hate dogs. Smelly, demanding, greedy, big, imposing, etc. But, under relentless pressure, I sucumbed, and agreed that the wife and kiddy could get one. So, 400 euros later, we have a dalmation. As far as dogs go, I can see this is not a bad one. Doesnt chew stuff up, and is generally OK. But I still hate the *bitch*. At least, I thought, it will sotp the wild cats coming in the house and eating our cat food. But no! The only freaing cat scared of it is one of ours! Its so frfeaking scared it wont even come downstairs! So the poor, very nice, old, lovelly cat, is housebound to the upper floor! Where it now has a grit tray and all its food! Wild cats, our dog couldnt give a shit about! Useless fucking thing! So anyway, now it has grown out of puppy hood, and it s big bastard, at 25 kgs already, it has started its period and is now leaving blood everywhere. X| So wifey decides to get it a 'nappy'. Like a kind of massive panty liner built into a kind of jock strap looking thing, strapped around its arse with its tail pokeing out. And man does it look stupid! It is walking around like it is constipated! :laugh: :laugh: Its is gong to cost another few hundred to have it neutered, but at least that will solve the menstrual blood all over the house problem... Fucking dogs, smelly, stupid, demanding, big greedy fuckkers that they are! :mad:

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                  Erudite_Eric wrote:

                  f***ing dogs, smelly, stupid, demanding, big greedy fuckkers that they are!

                  Well you know what they say, a lot of pets are rather like thier owners.

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                    Erudite_Eric wrote:

                    it has started its period and is now leaving blood everywhere.....
                    Its is gong to cost another few hundred to have it neutered

                    :confused: Hermaphrodite? Probablly want to get it spayed as well ;P

                    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                    Take all its bits out, I dont give a shit! :)

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                      What are you going to do with that shelter dog that died because you had to buy a dog?

                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                      Not care? :)

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                        Erudite_Eric wrote:

                        f***ing dogs, smelly, stupid, demanding, big greedy fuckkers that they are!

                        Well you know what they say, a lot of pets are rather like thier owners.

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                        Well, wifey is the owner, not me. And she isnst smelly big or greedy. Demanding though, thats a different question....

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                          I hate dogs. Smelly, demanding, greedy, big, imposing, etc. But, under relentless pressure, I sucumbed, and agreed that the wife and kiddy could get one. So, 400 euros later, we have a dalmation. As far as dogs go, I can see this is not a bad one. Doesnt chew stuff up, and is generally OK. But I still hate the *bitch*. At least, I thought, it will sotp the wild cats coming in the house and eating our cat food. But no! The only freaing cat scared of it is one of ours! Its so frfeaking scared it wont even come downstairs! So the poor, very nice, old, lovelly cat, is housebound to the upper floor! Where it now has a grit tray and all its food! Wild cats, our dog couldnt give a shit about! Useless fucking thing! So anyway, now it has grown out of puppy hood, and it s big bastard, at 25 kgs already, it has started its period and is now leaving blood everywhere. X| So wifey decides to get it a 'nappy'. Like a kind of massive panty liner built into a kind of jock strap looking thing, strapped around its arse with its tail pokeing out. And man does it look stupid! It is walking around like it is constipated! :laugh: :laugh: Its is gong to cost another few hundred to have it neutered, but at least that will solve the menstrual blood all over the house problem... Fucking dogs, smelly, stupid, demanding, big greedy fuckkers that they are! :mad:

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                          I also hate dogs but we have an agreement here, when I get a urinal installed in the bathroom she can have a dog.

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                            I hate dogs. Smelly, demanding, greedy, big, imposing, etc. But, under relentless pressure, I sucumbed, and agreed that the wife and kiddy could get one. So, 400 euros later, we have a dalmation. As far as dogs go, I can see this is not a bad one. Doesnt chew stuff up, and is generally OK. But I still hate the *bitch*. At least, I thought, it will sotp the wild cats coming in the house and eating our cat food. But no! The only freaing cat scared of it is one of ours! Its so frfeaking scared it wont even come downstairs! So the poor, very nice, old, lovelly cat, is housebound to the upper floor! Where it now has a grit tray and all its food! Wild cats, our dog couldnt give a shit about! Useless fucking thing! So anyway, now it has grown out of puppy hood, and it s big bastard, at 25 kgs already, it has started its period and is now leaving blood everywhere. X| So wifey decides to get it a 'nappy'. Like a kind of massive panty liner built into a kind of jock strap looking thing, strapped around its arse with its tail pokeing out. And man does it look stupid! It is walking around like it is constipated! :laugh: :laugh: Its is gong to cost another few hundred to have it neutered, but at least that will solve the menstrual blood all over the house problem... Fucking dogs, smelly, stupid, demanding, big greedy fuckkers that they are! :mad:

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                            Cats are better than dogs. Dogs smell. X|

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                              I also hate dogs but we have an agreement here, when I get a urinal installed in the bathroom she can have a dog.

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                              _Josh_ wrote:

                              when I get a urinal installed in the bathroom she can have a dog

                              Last I heard, she was letting you get one in the ensuite... has that all changed now?

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                                _Josh_ wrote:

                                when I get a urinal installed in the bathroom she can have a dog

                                Last I heard, she was letting you get one in the ensuite... has that all changed now?

                                Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                                The house we ended up buying last your doesn't have room for a urinal. Fortunately (or unfortunatly depending on your point of view) we're not so happy there and it looks like we might be on the move again this year.

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                                  The house we ended up buying last your doesn't have room for a urinal. Fortunately (or unfortunatly depending on your point of view) we're not so happy there and it looks like we might be on the move again this year.

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                                  _Josh_ wrote:

                                  (or unfortunatly depending on your point of view

                                  Why, you moving up here? ;P

                                  Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                                    _Josh_ wrote:

                                    (or unfortunatly depending on your point of view

                                    Why, you moving up here? ;P

                                    Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                                    Nope, out of suburbia and back to the inner city latte sipping set :)

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