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    krumia
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    Quiz of the day: Two boys and two girls are in the room, and they have decided to have some fun. Both boys say they need to elephant both girls, and the girls agree. One of them has HIV and for some weird reason, they don't know which one is HIV positive. And they have only TWO items of protection[^]. But they somehow managed to do it all. How did they do it?

    Peace, ye fat guts!

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      Quiz of the day: Two boys and two girls are in the room, and they have decided to have some fun. Both boys say they need to elephant both girls, and the girls agree. One of them has HIV and for some weird reason, they don't know which one is HIV positive. And they have only TWO items of protection[^]. But they somehow managed to do it all. How did they do it?

      Peace, ye fat guts!

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      wizardzz
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      Well, if the only concern is HIV from one girl, the protection stays with the girl, the guys swap protection when they swap girls. [Why did I answer this?]

      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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        Quiz of the day: Two boys and two girls are in the room, and they have decided to have some fun. Both boys say they need to elephant both girls, and the girls agree. One of them has HIV and for some weird reason, they don't know which one is HIV positive. And they have only TWO items of protection[^]. But they somehow managed to do it all. How did they do it?

        Peace, ye fat guts!

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        TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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        That's disgusting

        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
        You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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          Quiz of the day: Two boys and two girls are in the room, and they have decided to have some fun. Both boys say they need to elephant both girls, and the girls agree. One of them has HIV and for some weird reason, they don't know which one is HIV positive. And they have only TWO items of protection[^]. But they somehow managed to do it all. How did they do it?

          Peace, ye fat guts!

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          soapboxjoker
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          Now I remember this joke


          "Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid." "OK, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him." "But, Doc. I've been screwing the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has." "Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor. "Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife now has it too." "Son of a bitch!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"

          S:love:apb:love:xj:love:ker Did you miss any of my previous jokes**???** No problem Click here

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            Quiz of the day: Two boys and two girls are in the room, and they have decided to have some fun. Both boys say they need to elephant both girls, and the girls agree. One of them has HIV and for some weird reason, they don't know which one is HIV positive. And they have only TWO items of protection[^]. But they somehow managed to do it all. How did they do it?

            Peace, ye fat guts!

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            It was one of the guys, so he used both condoms. But they* broke, and they* all died of AIDS. The End. * ambiguous pronoun reference

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