On one weekday

[kid sister]

"Get up," shouted Johnny's mother. "You'll be late for school." "But I don't want to go" protested Johnny. "All the kids are horrible, the teachers are terrible, and it's all extremely boring. I want to stay home." "But," replied Johnny's mother, "you're forty-seven and the principal of the school."

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[Dalek Dave]

That gag was chapeau ancient when I was at school.

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[Rajesh R Subramanian]

Dalek Dave wrote:

That gag was chapeau ancient when I was at school.

My God! It's officially the oldest joke, then. :omg:

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[kid sister]

Dalek Dave wrote:

That gag was chapeau ancient when I was at school.

:(( I shouldn't post that 500 years old joke

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Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me