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    There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says "Hey fucking asshole, you just farted before my wife." The drunks replies,"I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

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      There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says "Hey fucking asshole, you just farted before my wife." The drunks replies,"I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

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      soapboxjoker wrote:

      The drunks replies,"I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

      You drunk bastard, it was my turn. *FART*(like JSOP's best gun burst)

      Leslie Nielsen

      "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."

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        soapboxjoker wrote:

        The drunks replies,"I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

        You drunk bastard, it was my turn. *FART*(like JSOP's best gun burst)

        Leslie Nielsen

        "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."

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        Just to let you know :suss:

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          soapboxjoker wrote:

          The drunks replies,"I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

          You drunk bastard, it was my turn. *FART*(like JSOP's best gun burst)

          Leslie Nielsen

          "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."

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          Leslie Nielsen wrote:

          *FART*(like JSOP's best gun burst)

          LOL :laugh: now I remember this joke


          A truck driver pulled over to the side of the road and picked up two homosexuals who were hitchhiking. They climbed into the cab and the truck driver pulled the rig back onto the highway. A few minutes later, the first fag said. "Excuse me, but I have to fart." He held his breath, then the truck driver heard a low "Hsssssss." A few miles down the road, the second fag announced, "Excuse me, but I have to fart." The announcement was followed by another low "Hsssssss." "Jesus Fuckin Christ!" the truckie exclaimed. "You fairies can't even fart like men. Listen to this." A moment later he emitted a deafening staccato machine gun burst from his arse. "Ohhh!" one fag exclaimed, turning to the other. "You know what we have here, Bruce? A real virgin!"

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            Just to let you know :suss:

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            Zombie Hunter wrote:

            Just to let you know :suss:

            I'm just an old FART not an elephanting zombie ;P

            Leslie Nielsen

            "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."

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