Which is more painful?
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A kick in the nuts [for guys] or giving birth [for girls]? No contest[^] [SFW - it's a cartoon]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Are we talking about regular kicks or troll kicks? Anyway, it's better to stay clear of reproduction and all the consequences. This way you can do far more interesting things than trying to figure out such important questions :)
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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A kick in the nuts [for guys] or giving birth [for girls]? No contest[^] [SFW - it's a cartoon]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
[SFW - it's a cartoon]
With the possible exception of the Playboy advert next to it. Mate of mine got involved in a bollock kicking contest with the landlady of his local at a lock in a year or two ago. Seems the lads were so pissed they hadn't worked out they were onto a loser with her. For some reason he decided to email a photo of his purple scrotum to us the next day.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
[SFW - it's a cartoon]
With the possible exception of the Playboy advert next to it. Mate of mine got involved in a bollock kicking contest with the landlady of his local at a lock in a year or two ago. Seems the lads were so pissed they hadn't worked out they were onto a loser with her. For some reason he decided to email a photo of his purple scrotum to us the next day.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I do not know how I can possibly respond to that posting. X|
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
[SFW - it's a cartoon]
With the possible exception of the Playboy advert next to it. Mate of mine got involved in a bollock kicking contest with the landlady of his local at a lock in a year or two ago. Seems the lads were so pissed they hadn't worked out they were onto a loser with her. For some reason he decided to email a photo of his purple scrotum to us the next day.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Coffee spill, aisle 2!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Are we talking about regular kicks or troll kicks? Anyway, it's better to stay clear of reproduction and all the consequences. This way you can do far more interesting things than trying to figure out such important questions :)
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
Remember young padwa, for 'us' the troll kick is something to give, not to receive. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
[SFW - it's a cartoon]
With the possible exception of the Playboy advert next to it. Mate of mine got involved in a bollock kicking contest with the landlady of his local at a lock in a year or two ago. Seems the lads were so pissed they hadn't worked out they were onto a loser with her. For some reason he decided to email a photo of his purple scrotum to us the next day.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
For some reason he decided to email a photo of his purple scrotum to us the next day.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
[SFW - it's a cartoon]
With the possible exception of the Playboy advert next to it. Mate of mine got involved in a bollock kicking contest with the landlady of his local at a lock in a year or two ago. Seems the lads were so pissed they hadn't worked out they were onto a loser with her. For some reason he decided to email a photo of his purple scrotum to us the next day.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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A kick in the nuts [for guys] or giving birth [for girls]? No contest[^] [SFW - it's a cartoon]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
The answers obvious. Within a year, a lot of the lady types will say they want another baby. No matter how long it was since the last toe punt to the nads, no bloke has ever said, "I want another one". Basic logic really.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Remember young padwa, for 'us' the troll kick is something to give, not to receive. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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The answers obvious. Within a year, a lot of the lady types will say they want another baby. No matter how long it was since the last toe punt to the nads, no bloke has ever said, "I want another one". Basic logic really.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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