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  • D Dan Neely

    I also know a good joke about TCP. Do you want to hear it?

    Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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    OriginalGriff
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    Socket to me!

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    • J jeron1

      Let me guess...married?

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      wizardzz
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      Are you proposing?

      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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      • D Dan Neely

        I know a great joke about UDP, but I'm not sure you'll get it.

        Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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        austin hamman
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        the best part about UDP jokes is i dont care if you get it.

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        • _ _Damian S_

          If you have to explain it, it's not funny!! :laugh:

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          austin hamman
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          if you need it explained you arent the target audience.

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          • W wizardzz

            Are you proposing?

            "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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            jeron1
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            Nah, just sympathetic.

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            • D Dan Neely

              I know a great joke about UDP, but I'm not sure you'll get it.

              Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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              Networking humor from 1990: VaxTrek[^] !

              They will never have seen anything like us them there. - M. Spirito

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              • D Dan Neely

                I know a great joke about UDP, but I'm not sure you'll get it.

                Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                Fabio Franco
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                Ok, officially confirmed I'm nerd with no turning back by finding this joke funny.

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                • A austin hamman

                  the best part about UDP jokes is i dont care if you get it.

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                  Figmo2
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                  Now THAT is funny!!!

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                  • L LloydA111

                    You could try, but my Firewall is on.


                    See if you can crack this: b749f6c269a746243debc6488046e33f
                    So far, no one seems to have cracked this!

                    The unofficial awesome history of Code Project's Bob! "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

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                    jaydiip
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                    thanks you so much.....

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                    • R Roger Wright

                      NACK

                      Will Rogers never met me.

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                      PHLIPH
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                      Is that another nack nack joke?

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