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DO NOT POST PROGRAMMING QUESTIONS HERE

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    Lost User
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    :mad: :rolleyes: :zzz: :sigh: :-D :laugh: :doh: :confused: :(( :-D :java: :laugh: :cool::thumbsdown::cool::mad: :(( :( ;) :) :~

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      :mad: :rolleyes: :zzz: :sigh: :-D :laugh: :doh: :confused: :(( :-D :java: :laugh: :cool::thumbsdown::cool::mad: :(( :( ;) :) :~

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      Keith Barrow
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      :eek:

      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
      -Or-
      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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        :mad: :rolleyes: :zzz: :sigh: :-D :laugh: :doh: :confused: :(( :-D :java: :laugh: :cool::thumbsdown::cool::mad: :(( :( ;) :) :~

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        Enjoy it.

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          :mad: :rolleyes: :zzz: :sigh: :-D :laugh: :doh: :confused: :(( :-D :java: :laugh: :cool::thumbsdown::cool::mad: :(( :( ;) :) :~

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          thrakazog
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          Please to be helping post haste for programming assignment do in 20 minutes. How do I print hello world? I tried to say "Hello Computer" like Scotty but the computer doesn't talk back. :omg:

          Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]

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            :mad: :rolleyes: :zzz: :sigh: :-D :laugh: :doh: :confused: :(( :-D :java: :laugh: :cool::thumbsdown::cool::mad: :(( :( ;) :) :~

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            Still I remember your last joke soapbox message[^]. But based on your current message now I remember this joke


            A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean." She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!"

            S:love:apb:love:xj:love:ker Did you miss any of my previous jokes**???** No problem Click here

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              Please to be helping post haste for programming assignment do in 20 minutes. How do I print hello world? I tried to say "Hello Computer" like Scotty but the computer doesn't talk back. :omg:

              Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]

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              Pete OHanlon
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              Your computer must be defective. I hear voices all the time, even when I'm on my own. It must be the computer talking to me.

              *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                Your computer must be defective. I hear voices all the time, even when I'm on my own. It must be the computer talking to me.

                *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                Dalek Dave
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                You must be nice to people and give them all your money!

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                  You must be nice to people and give them all your money!

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                  I do. They are called the wife and children.

                  *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                    Still I remember your last joke soapbox message[^]. But based on your current message now I remember this joke


                    A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean." She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!"

                    S:love:apb:love:xj:love:ker Did you miss any of my previous jokes**???** No problem Click here

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                    Lost User
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                    so imsoapboxjoker u are?

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                      so imsoapboxjoker u are?

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                      Leslie Nielsen
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                      :confused: Are you drunk before weekend?

                      Leslie Nielsen

                      "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."

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