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Lost User

While I feel sorry for what happened to her[^] I find it difficult to believe* anyone over the age of three can be this stupid. *Actually, I find it quite easy.

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Dalek Dave

I wrote a comment on that about half an hour ago (on the Telegraph page, not here). I quoted Heinlein, "They have never repealed the death penalty for stupidity"

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Henry Minute

Absolutely agree. After all, I thought that everyone knew the third most common cause of domestic accidents is 'cans and other containers'.

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Nagy Vilmos

The cooker was on[^]. The prosecution rests m'lud.

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peterchen

Sooo.... you never madea mistake? Forgot to take something into acocunt? Had a brain fart? Let me see your code.

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Lost User

Apparently Palestinian women use petrol as a dry cleaner. And there are a number of violent explosions as a result.

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Roger Allen

Sure:

int main(void)
{
printf("Heelo world!")
return o;
]

See, no problems at all!

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Lost User

peterchen wrote:

you never madea mistake?

Of course, lots of them; but what this woman did was not a mistake but an act of crass stupidity - pouring petrol into a jug, in a kitchen, near a naked flame. To (mis)quote a TV advertisement: "Petrol, it does exactly what it says on the tin".

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M nny

Even worse I think is the Labour party trying to score political points off this woman's death by calling for a resignation. How crass!

Lost User

M@nny wrote:

How crass!

And predictable. :|

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