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    kid sister
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    Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?" His employees replied, "No." Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?" His employees replied again, "No." Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?" His workers responded, "A puppy."

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      Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?" His employees replied, "No." Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?" His employees replied again, "No." Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?" His workers responded, "A puppy."

      xoxo
      Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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      Single Step Debugger
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      You look so cute. Are you dating?

      There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        You look so cute. Are you dating?

        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        wizardzz
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        Whoa buddy, this ain't that kind of Lounge.

        "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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          Whoa buddy, this ain't that kind of Lounge.

          "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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          AspDotNetDev
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          Not to mention Drew is a bit young in that picture. :~

          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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            Not to mention Drew is a bit young in that picture. :~

            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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            wizardzz
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            In all fairness, she probably WAS pretty close to dating then.

            "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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              Whoa buddy, this ain't that kind of Lounge.

              "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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              Single Step Debugger
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              My bad! :-D We have to open a pool whose sock-puppet account is "kid sister".

              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                Not to mention Drew is a bit young in that picture. :~

                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                This is Drew Barrymore?! I withdraw my offer! X| Let someone else babysit her.

                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?" His employees replied, "No." Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?" His employees replied again, "No." Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?" His workers responded, "A puppy."

                  xoxo
                  Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Just a few hours to go, but thanks.

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                    Just a few hours to go, but thanks.

                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                    thatraja
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                    Many more returns of the day DD :rose:

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