Irish Viagra
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Don't bother. Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex, you might get what you wanted but you won't enjoy it. :-D
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance" she said... "He won't even take an aspirin". "Not a problem" replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'". "What's Irish Viagra?" she asked. "It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went". It was a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!" "Really!? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arms, he sent me cups and saucers flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately right there on the table top! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!" "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?" "Freakin' jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
:thumbsup: Good one :-D
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance" she said... "He won't even take an aspirin". "Not a problem" replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'". "What's Irish Viagra?" she asked. "It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went". It was a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!" "Really!? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arms, he sent me cups and saucers flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately right there on the table top! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!" "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?" "Freakin' jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
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Awesome! :thumbsup: If I ever go to a Starbucks again it just won't be the same. :)
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance" she said... "He won't even take an aspirin". "Not a problem" replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'". "What's Irish Viagra?" she asked. "It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went". It was a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!" "Really!? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arms, he sent me cups and saucers flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately right there on the table top! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!" "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?" "Freakin' jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
With a little tweaking the old ones are still funny. :)
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With a little tweaking the old ones are still funny. :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
I haven't seen the old one, what's the tweak?
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Hold the cream, please.
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Compensating univoter. It's the soapbox for elephants sake.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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Compensating univoter. It's the soapbox for elephants sake.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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Thanks, but I got univoted 11 times for this joke: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4211224/Re-At-the-urologist-Reboot.aspx[^]
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Don't stretch it.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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Don't stretch it.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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I haven't seen the old one, what's the tweak?
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
I heard this many years ago expect it took place in the freezer section of a supermarket: just been updated.
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Said the urologist?
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Ok, have another one then. ;)
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