Old People
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There was this 85 year old widower who won the lottery. Since his wife died 20 years earlier he did not enjoy intimate relations with a women. He thinks to himself, since my health can deteriorate at any time now, and I have some money, I'll go down to the local brothel and get my self a hot chick. As he enters the brothel the Madamme, tells him. "You are to old for this establishment". The old man waves around a wad of $100 bills and says: "I have $2000, and I want the horniest chick in the house." The brothel owner thinks to herself, money is money and tells the old man to go to the fisrt door to the right on the second floor. Old man:"Before I go, I want a rubber and 4 pieces of cotton wool and a condom." The Brothel ownere obliges. The old man enters the room on the second floor, gets undressed and proceeds to put on the condom he puts one piece of cotton wool in his one nostril, another in his other nostril, one in his left ear. Before he could put the last puiece of cotton wool in his right ear, the prostitute asks him: "Old man, I can understand the use of the condom, AIDS and STD's, but whats up with the cotton wool?" The Old man replies: "Lady there are 2 things I dispise in life, and that is the smell of buring rubber and the sound of a screaming woman"
If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!