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I just heard about the man who died after completing an enourmous spreadsheet ...

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  • D DeathByChocolate

    ... apparently 'he Excelled himself'! ;)

    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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    JimmeP
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    groan.....

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    • D DeathByChocolate

      ... apparently 'he Excelled himself'! ;)

      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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      RobCroll
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      I heard he was wrapped up in his work.

      "You get that on the big jobs."

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      • D DeathByChocolate

        ... apparently 'he Excelled himself'! ;)

        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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        Slacker007
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        Shirley, he was on the FrontPage this morning.

        "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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        • H Henry Minute

          And do we have your Word on that? Do you have Access to the story?

          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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          CPallini
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          Your is really a Power Point!

          Veni, vidi, vici.

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          • D DeathByChocolate

            ... apparently 'he Excelled himself'! ;)

            "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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            szukuro
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            He left OneNote at his desk though.

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            • S szukuro

              He left OneNote at his desk though.

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              devenv exe
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              szukuro wrote:

              He left OneNote at his desk though.

              but apparently, access to his desk is locked

              "Coming soon"

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              • D DeathByChocolate

                ... apparently 'he Excelled himself'! ;)

                "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                Single Step Debugger
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                I'm afraid I'm spending too much time in this place. I’m starting to understand the English humor! For a Slavic guy this is like to lake up on morning and realize you have Dr. Dolittle’s abilities.

                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  I'm afraid I'm spending too much time in this place. I’m starting to understand the English humor! For a Slavic guy this is like to lake up on morning and realize you have Dr. Dolittle’s abilities.

                  There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  DeathByChocolate
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                  Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                  I’m starting to understand the English humor!

                  Hehe! :laugh:

                  Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                  realize you have Dr. Dolittle’s abilities.

                  I think you just called us animals ... hmm, you are probably right! :-D

                  "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                  • D DeathByChocolate

                    ... apparently 'he Excelled himself'! ;)

                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                    BobJanova
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                    :doh:

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                    • C CPallini

                      Your is really a Power Point!

                      Veni, vidi, vici.

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                      djdanlib 0
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                      You guys really need to take these jokes to a Publisher.

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                      • D djdanlib 0

                        You guys really need to take these jokes to a Publisher.

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                        Ravi Bhavnani
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                        They should get a life and work in an Office. /ravi

                        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                        • D DeathByChocolate

                          Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                          I’m starting to understand the English humor!

                          Hehe! :laugh:

                          Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                          realize you have Dr. Dolittle’s abilities.

                          I think you just called us animals ... hmm, you are probably right! :-D

                          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                          Single Step Debugger
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                          DeathByChocolate wrote:

                          hmm, you are probably right! :-D

                          If it’s so, it will be the first time! *spits on the pencil and carefully adds a new entry in his achievements pad. under number four. right after “learned to flush the toilet”*

                          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                            DeathByChocolate wrote:

                            hmm, you are probably right! :-D

                            If it’s so, it will be the first time! *spits on the pencil and carefully adds a new entry in his achievements pad. under number four. right after “learned to flush the toilet”*

                            There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                            BillW33
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                            Ah, but have you learned to put the seat down after using the toilet? :)

                            Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.

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                            • B BillW33

                              Ah, but have you learned to put the seat down after using the toilet? :)

                              Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.

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                              Single Step Debugger
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                              *pulling out his achievements pad and the pencil…*

                              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              • D DeathByChocolate

                                ... apparently 'he Excelled himself'! ;)

                                "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                Steve Mayfield
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                                it's all over the Office :-D

                                Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                                • H Henry Minute

                                  And do we have your Word on that? Do you have Access to the story?

                                  Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                  Espen Harlinn
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                                  Well played :laugh:

                                  Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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