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Can I get an Amen!

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  • W wizardzz

    I don't believe in myself, and yet, I hate myself, too.

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    Slacker007
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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      This is my religious contribution to the bullshit thread below. :)

      "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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      fjdiewornncalwe
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      You had to mention that. Now I had to go and read that thread and make some comments. Sigh... I suppose ignorance is bliss.

      I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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        I'm pretty sure religion does exist.

        *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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        fjdiewornncalwe
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        Nah. It's just a figment of imagination... :)

        I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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          Hallelujah! The truth will set you free, my brothers and sisters. Praise be to him who smites down our enemies and cleanses our pure souls.

          "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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          Sander Rossel
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          Slacker007 wrote:

          and cleanses our pure souls.

          The only thing that needs cleansing is the alcohol in your body it seems :wtf:

          It's an OO world.

          public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
          public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
          }

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            Slacker007 wrote:

            and cleanses our pure souls.

            The only thing that needs cleansing is the alcohol in your body it seems :wtf:

            It's an OO world.

            public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
            public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
            }

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            Slacker007
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            Naerling wrote:

            The only thing that needs cleansing is the alcohol in your body it seems

            I would agree. However, I don't drink.

            "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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            • Z ZurdoDev

              As you wish

              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              Henry Minute
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              That's the correct response. Turn the other cheek.

              Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                That's the correct response. Turn the other cheek.

                Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                ZurdoDev
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                You may not see my cheeks. You might get too excited.

                There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  Naerling wrote:

                  The only thing that needs cleansing is the alcohol in your body it seems

                  I would agree. However, I don't drink.

                  "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                  "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                  You should have stuck with the drinking answer. That would at least explain a lot of what you say. :)

                  There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                    You should have stuck with the drinking answer. That would at least explain a lot of what you say. :)

                    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                    Slacker007
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                    I think most of the stuff out of your mouth is offensive as well. :)

                    "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                      I think most of the stuff out of your mouth is offensive as well. :)

                      "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                      ZurdoDev
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                      I like you. Yep, that offends me too.

                      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                        I like you. Yep, that offends me too.

                        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                        ryanb31 wrote:

                        I like you.

                        I don't like you.

                        "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                          Naerling wrote:

                          The only thing that needs cleansing is the alcohol in your body it seems

                          I would agree. However, I don't drink.

                          "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          It's true. I'm his Drink stunt double.

                          *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                          "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                            ryanb31 wrote:

                            I like you.

                            I don't like you.

                            "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                            ZurdoDev
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                            Can I get an Amen! Sweet!

                            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              It's true. I'm his Drink stunt double.

                              *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                              Single Step Debugger
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                              I thought you were Chick Norris’ stunt double for the crying scenes?

                              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                I thought you were Chick Norris’ stunt double for the crying scenes?

                                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                Chick Norris’ stunt double for the crying scenes?

                                Chuck Norris never learned to swim because his family's gene pool was too small.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                  Chick Norris’ stunt double for the crying scenes?

                                  Chuck Norris never learned to swim because his family's gene pool was too small.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  Keith Barrow
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                                  Chuck Norris Doesn't have a gene pool, he created himself.

                                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                  -Or-
                                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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